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@surrounding3rd

Like if they made a lady dirtbag: a dirtbaguette

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Of all the things I'm looking forward to, I'm looking forward to telling my husband I have won at auction yet more china we don't have the space for the most

31.05.2025 00:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent chairs

31.05.2025 00:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Friday to the beloved bluetuals

30.05.2025 11:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's a first time for everything

29.05.2025 17:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s one possibility

29.05.2025 06:51 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Gm

29.05.2025 17:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Life hack: if your dog is starting to refuse her medication, a McCain's Deep'n Delicious is like $7 and can be used to make a surprising quantity of pill-hiding cake pops

29.05.2025 13:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me and the $200 of BTC I drunkenly bought one night

29.05.2025 12:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gm

29.05.2025 11:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You sure said it

29.05.2025 02:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Eddie Platinum is about to become a Manniac

28.05.2025 23:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can you work a little of that Michael Mann magic into Eddie's world? As a special favour for Michael Mann's femalest fan?

28.05.2025 23:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It could be doing anything!

28.05.2025 22:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh sick, they've got you posted at The Gate now?

28.05.2025 22:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My cult has been languishing lately. Maybe this is just what I need to revitalize our programming

28.05.2025 16:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's interesting because (assuming this number is accurate) it's mostly just useful for benchmarking financial efficiencies in the future

28.05.2025 16:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Posting BBC (Beautiful Bluesky Content) on the timeline

28.05.2025 15:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Snake

28.05.2025 15:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bumpin' that Bluesky Wednesday

28.05.2025 14:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I nearly forgot it's the day to bloot my tweets

28.05.2025 14:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who up getting ready to go hiking with me

25.05.2025 14:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On the other hand, we're the only game in town

25.05.2025 04:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Self-care

24.05.2025 13:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Please, you have so much to live for

24.05.2025 00:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice and clean!

24.05.2025 00:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes the answer is right there in front of you

24.05.2025 00:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Important girlies to have even if my legs are sore and my nose is kinda raw

23.05.2025 18:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They're missing their window!

23.05.2025 14:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We don't call them shitcoins here, we call them sheetcoins

23.05.2025 14:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pay-for-play DMs

23.05.2025 13:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0