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Jager Darklite πŸ΄πŸ”ž

@barnyardbulge.com

https://barnyardbulge.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JagerD SubStar: https://subscribestar.adult/jager-darklite Horse shaped bulgemancer ready to make you fun shaped too! Definitely old enough to know better Ξ”Ξ˜ No Under 18s! πŸ”žπŸš½

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Sadly all those requests are gone because I use a bot which sends the forms straight to my telegram, and I don't have access to my old telegram so had to make a new one (and bot)

13.03.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been super impressed by your rendering and understanding of form

13.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah... all of that for over a year really did suck big time.
But I'm back!

13.03.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm pretty sure there is a very significant number of people who have been abused from accusations like this than there are of the 0 people who were possessed by the sick ass pixels on the screen.
Maybe they'd like to hear from those people?

13.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And recieved, definitely enjoy the idea as well hehe. I will be in touch πŸ˜‰

13.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ptrn and Sub* will be there and crossed posted to in the same way as the gallery until they ban me for my horse knees.

13.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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And we're off!
I'm moved in enough to my new place to start drawing again>
barnyardbulge.com/commissions/
For filling in my commissions form!
Also I have made a members section to my site barnyardbulge.com/members
Which I'm steadily uploading all my stuff to

13.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 311 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 1
graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors.

Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text:
Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a
representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. 
I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves.
Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors. Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text: Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves. Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

Re: SubscribeStar banning sexual content with characters that don't have "human-like knee orientation" fsjdkldbh

Tried to shitpost and got carried away lol
subscribestar.adult/prohibited_c...

11.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 6616 πŸ” 2209 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

What's wild about the "Feral" thing too is that in the 2000s normies used to fucking say in public about having a crush on Simba/ Kovu.
Like it's really not that deep.

11.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So substar was supposed to be the cool guys cool with everything.
It really is an endless cycle that wont stop until there's an alternative to Visa/ Mastercard huh.

11.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Very almost.
But I'm looking forward to it.

09.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Moving into a place tomorrow so will very possibly be opening up commissions again next week.
I have to update my website and all the backend stuff.
You've probably noticed on there it's had commissions open erroneously the entire time lol.

09.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

Deadlock should have a game mode where everyone on the team has the same hero.
Six Sevens

06.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

After everything I just need it to stop

04.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't...
After everything I've been through.
I can't get citizenship in another country, I don't have proof of income.
Honestly this is putting me in a dark place.

03.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly it looks infinitely more like it should be on the side of an ABU diaper package than for pokemon.

03.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 155 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

😳Thank you so much.
Will hopefully be back to it real soon

02.03.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait wasn't that the plot of whatever movie the spork came from. I legit can't remember.
Do things just become sentient by having eyes attached to them?
Can you make an entire building a "toy" with googly eyes?

02.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If the tablet is sentient like the toys then are things like mobile phones sentient? Is the line drawn at something a kid can play with? So is a gaming computer sentient? Are games consoles sentient? But then why are bikes and stuff not sentient.
Do things need eyes to be sentient?

02.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yes, tigtain.bsky.social is where you sit to go potty, good dogs!

03.11.2024 17:50 πŸ‘ 612 πŸ” 84 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

*sims ++ friend icon*

28.02.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've just realised Deadlock is kinda the return of unapologetically edgy characters finally

27.02.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
Gorillaz - The Mountain, The Moon Cave and The Sad God
Gorillaz - The Mountain, The Moon Cave and The Sad God YouTube video by Gorillaz

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucRu...
If you don't know.

27.02.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing young Noodle again in full top tier 2D animation made me tear up a little I'll be honest.

27.02.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, honestly all this means a lot.

27.02.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda crazy how many of us nowadays are actually getting our lives destroyed by accusers and abusers and it's just sort of let it keep happening unpunished, uncontested.

26.02.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I think there should be heavy legal consequences for people actively trying to get people to take their own lives. I think we're sort of beyond arguing on the internet with these people.

25.02.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope that when my physical environment is safe for it that I can fully take to being me again, stronger, in spite of everything that's happened and in spite of these people.

25.02.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mine has legitimately left me in a tough place mentally, and with it just sort of ongoing within our space it's difficult.
I know I should sort of shut it out but that feels wrong too, like ignoring a house fire, or a group of people that are actively out to see you dead.

25.02.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0