Sanjay Srivastava

"Wintry Mix" sounds like a
A. savory snack
B. sweet snack
C. cocktail
D. playlist

Paulie Hustle!

Instead of pointing and laughing at the lab, people might want to ask hard questions about the scholarly community that made this a successful strategy

With your recent (ish) move I think you could add cowboy boots to that list if you wanted

Most people rejected his message. They hated Freud because he told them the truth.

The new beer you can only get on a WA state ferry The beer celebrates the 75th anniversary of Washington State Ferries, and 150 cases with 24 beers per case are making their way to all the boats.

Since everyone is swooning (justifiably) over the ferry boat nachos, this is a good time to call out that the actual WA ferry serves a beer you can literally only get onboard www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

I really hope their decision to give it a catchy but misleading name, which sounds like a lot more people will be taxed than really will, does not bite them in the ass.

(It is a tax on marginal income above a million. Not wealth)

Senate Bill 6346, "establishing a tax on millionaires", just passed the Washington House on a 51-46 vote after more than 24 hours of floor debate.

Bases Loaded Crab Nachos: Wonton chips, cheese sauce, crab salad, sesame, green onion, Thai chili sauce (section 187) Dockside Double Dip: Wonton chips with beer cheese crab dip and spinach artichoke crab dip (section 187) Crab Fries or Old Bay Fries (section 187) Chicken Tenders with fries (sections 136, 340) Regular Fries or Garlic Fries (sections 136, 340) Sidewinder Fries (sections 249, 329) Fish & Chips (section 249)

Crab nachos you guys

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I'm never leaving Seattle

Your university is almost certainly paying you at a healthy discount off what your skills and experience would get you in the open job market. You’re giving already!

"CAMERON WINTER'S CARNEGIE HALL CONCERT WAS LIFE CHANGING"

Excuse me, that should be “Ted Carter resigns over The inappropriate relationship”

Though it's possible nobody knew it existed because the street sign would've constantly gotten stolen

My wife discovered there’s a street near where I grew up called Bonetown Road, and I can’t believe I managed to be a teenager in that town and not know that

A woman holding a toilet seat with a baggie of white powder. Signs say “RFK Blows! Stop flushing expertise down the drain!”

Ready for the Stand Up for Science rally. Impeach the quack! @kristinbartus.bsky.social

The semantic proximity of "die" and sapply() made it an easy reach

Live and Let Pipe
No Time to sapply()

Middle aged men who wear black-on-black Vans and bring their toddlers to the skate park, rejoice

WA legislators vote to prohibit microchipping of workers The bill would prohibit employers from requesting, requiring or encouraging employees to have microchips implanted in their bodies.

In Bill Gates’s home state no less?

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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

Before you celebrate too much, keep in mind Dems might be stupid enough to confirm Mullins

Believe in your work. Stop ending papers with “More research is needed” and start concluding with “No more research on this topic is needed.”

Somehow I have made it my entire life without getting the practical effects of Daylight Saving Time into semantic memory.

Instead, twice a year I need to work it out from first principles. "Ok so if I move the clock ahead, five o'clock now will be six then, so the sun will be, um..." Every time

“Ohio State,” replies literally everyone who didn’t go to Ohio State

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

The more I hear about inverse proportion, the less I like it.

Do you enjoy torturing a dataset, not to get anything interpretable, but just for the pure psychopathy of it?

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