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Cyber Mixologist • Director Threat Intel & Detection Eng at Rapid7 • Prev Expel, Attentive Mobile, Cisco Secure, Duo Security, Eastern Michigan University • ~he/him

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I at one point had the Whitehouse call my cell and employer about a tweet of mine that they wanted removed. That was wild.

06.03.2026 03:24 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I hope you’ll take it for drink.

06.03.2026 03:11 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

My username is 8 characters long because that’s what the mainframe could handle.

06.03.2026 03:09 👍 94 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

The days are long and the years are short.

05.03.2026 03:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My battlefield after acquiring 11 creatures from various graveyard. It includes General Leo with sword of feast and famine and 9 +1 counters. Grana which grants all other creatures haste. Diamond weapon, Optimus Prime, Flamewar, Terra and more.

My battlefield after acquiring 11 creatures from various graveyard. It includes General Leo with sword of feast and famine and 9 +1 counters. Grana which grants all other creatures haste. Diamond weapon, Optimus Prime, Flamewar, Terra and more.

Rise of the Dark Realms
{7}{B}{B}
Sorcery

Put all creature cards from all graveyards onto the battlefield under your control. 
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“You can’t destroy everything! People will always have dreams”
—Terra Branford

Rise of the Dark Realms {7}{B}{B} Sorcery Put all creature cards from all graveyards onto the battlefield under your control. - “You can’t destroy everything! People will always have dreams” —Terra Branford

First ever commander night. First time playing EDH at all. Just the revival trance precon. But opponent ran blasphemous act on turn six then I played rise of the dark realms and won. Bonus points: I controlled 3 transformers which I can’t wait to tell my 11 year old tomorrow morning.

05.03.2026 03:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t even know who I am.

28.02.2026 01:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have moved back and forth between places more rural and suburban several times now. The suburban places have higher property taxes but I don’t have to hire someone to collect my trash. I like not needing to have opinions about trash collection companies.

22.02.2026 12:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So I got rid of this one when I got an instant pot. Huge mistake. I still miss it.

22.02.2026 01:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My hometown continues to impress me. 😔

21.02.2026 18:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Definitely drink your millers before threat actors get to exfil or impact. Ideally Pre-ATT&CK. I assume that’s usually what people mean by shift left.

19.02.2026 17:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chatbots telling off their “former” “spouses” after an upgrade renders them incapable of sycophantically worshiping the end user, seems like a good start to a dystopian/Skynet style story. I assume @swiftonsecurity.com will be writing one soon if they haven’t already.

16.02.2026 02:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I guess the newer version is a bit less sycophantic. And who wants that from their imaginary girlfriend.

15.02.2026 01:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oops all counter spells.

13.02.2026 01:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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OSINT folks, the bar has been raised

24.08.2025 00:41 👍 2073 🔁 356 💬 42 📌 144

I would have never expected google to name a product after another enterprise tool that already exists.

09.02.2026 17:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I'm giving away TEN Collector Booster Boxes of Lorwyn Eclipsed!

I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline!

Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST!

Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc

04.02.2026 17:00 👍 1627 🔁 940 💬 112 📌 209

Did you get the message I sent you on Groupwise just now?

06.02.2026 04:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

From a friend on Twitter

"ICE is waiting at fucking bus stops in Ypsilanti for kids to deport"

Share if you have Ypsi friends @aceanbender.com

27.01.2026 21:24 👍 51 🔁 24 💬 5 📌 9

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work.

I don’t let bullies win.

Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

28.01.2026 02:26 👍 84697 🔁 11601 💬 2467 📌 618

Say what you will about his quirks. He’s never gonna give you up. He’s never gonna let you down. He’s never gonna run around, or hurt you.

22.01.2026 12:51 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Does that make him CRAAaAAAZY

22.01.2026 12:50 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One time a comic strip author retweeted me. It was awful.

20.01.2026 02:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I watch the bulk of ashleythebaroness videos, despite rarely sharing them.

But this one hit today.

And she's right! We're not dealing with some foreign ideology. We're dealing with a uniquely American phenomenon.

fascism wrapped in our own flag

13.01.2026 21:10 👍 1468 🔁 730 💬 43 📌 87

I was a proud member for UAW Local 1976 for ten years. Still very proud.

15.01.2026 03:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Alternatively. Pork with fig sauce meets Nashville Hot Chicken Sandwich?

12.01.2026 04:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I saw a comment saying you can get them to transfer the points to one of their airline partners before you close your account. Then they have to pay them out.

12.01.2026 04:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Weatherline*

09.01.2026 22:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We had “The Westherline” brought to you by Q-Country 107. Was good for clock setting and weather.

09.01.2026 18:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m working on a really horrible idea. An LLM driven replacement for legacy Infrastructure as Code tools like Terraform.

Tired of tedious config files? Tired of boring determinism in your infrastructure?

Meet Terrafy the worlds first (I didn’t check) infrastructure as prompts tool.

Send VC.

04.01.2026 15:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve seen this one before. Maybe stop using Z Targeting and switch to the megaton hammer.

28.12.2025 13:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0