followed up by the critically acclaimed “When did I have asparagus?”
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followed up by the critically acclaimed “When did I have asparagus?”
new gender neutral greeting just dropped
white smoke means the pope is leaking oil, black smoke means their turbocharger has blown
Happy Star Wars boxing day
someone has said something and istg the lady said “but I always have music when I’m doing my makeup”
an actual human adult on the train playing music out of their phone #cameronsbritain
they should rebrand it jrsscprk dot io
flip side of this is (although granted it’s a bs argument to begin with) is “so why bother tariffing it” - if there’s less to gain from tariffs then the goodwill of not tariffing is more valuable
elite behaviour
do you eat vienetta on a plate or a bowl?
AI that deals with cold call tech sales calls so you don’t have to.
Would pay money.
#memay
remember when social was like “Gemma Collins has said meme in a funny way lol” and now it’s all like “the worst people ever have found an even lower low than the shit thing they did yeaterday”
Whatever the LGBT+ community were doing to keep the planes in the air, maybe just leave them to it
Cooking shows replacing Saturday morning kids TV.
Lack Toast & Tolerant
(attorney’s office)
ah excellent, that’s that in the bin then🤣
not a joke setup
Hey how do you tell if blue cheese has gone mouldy?
ah the information super highway
I feel like this is peak middle class home counties sod the environment dad but they have battery organisers on amazon
we do at least put rechargeable batteries in it
often it has the potential to be, but it’s undone by marketers (and whoever is pressuring them) then wanting to get infront of everyone at all times
if ChatGPT is down but you replaced your journalists with AI, does the clickbait make a sound?
Come back here “The Party Album, greatest hits of the Vengaboys”
meme where an aide tells george w bush about the second twin tower being hit
“Sir, Elon turned around and did a second nazi salute”
there’s enough time after the first salute to think “oh shit, that looked a bit like a nazi salute, better not do another one” for it to be 100% intentional
this would work better if he could actually get to space, mind
we should repurpose the idea of “blue monday” as a day we remind ourselves that “according to science” and various other tedious phrases mean shit all.
happy Citation Needed Monday y’all
The tiktok ban impacted me almost as much as that wetherspoons boycott, back in the olden times
I know people often say Elon is one of the worst people on earth, but he’s also one of the worst people in space.