I've said this before: he's *so* good as Slartibartfast. Can you imagine just walking into a BBC recording studio, being handed a script Douglas Adams had finished typing nine seconds ago, all your lines being nonsense exposition about mice, with two (2) jokes in total, and just landing it?
06.03.2026 17:03
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A LARRY FLYNT PUBLICATION
EXCLUSIVE!
PRESIDENT KENNEDY'S KILLERS REVEALED!
ANGIE DICKINSON NUDE!
We used to have proper magazine journalism in the USA
06.03.2026 10:04
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Looks like she's based in the US. We need someone who can be in London on the 13th and 14th of next month...
06.03.2026 17:00
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John Higgs has suggested it's Colonel Smithers, on his way to brief Bond.
06.03.2026 16:58
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I often point out that this scene was filmed right around Richard Vernon's thirty-ninth birthday...
06.03.2026 16:51
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The three ages of British nerd are 'that Top of the Pops set dressing has been in Doctor Who', 'on a rewatch, The Tomorrow People is shite', and 'oh God, I'm older than Richard Vernon was when he played Slartibartfast, which tbf is younger than you'd think'.
06.03.2026 16:46
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It used to be a LiveJournal and Tumblr thing, I've been using it off and on (mostly on microblogging sites where space is at a premium) for about twenty years -- as did my American ex. It only seems recently to have become something people take offence at, and therefore caused the "triggered" stuff
06.03.2026 16:44
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As an aside, this mindset is often described as "lean" because you skip the "waste" of low fidelity work.
Buddy, no. Low fidelity is not the waste. Work in low fidelity is what prevents the high detail work from being waste. Lean is when cheap-as-free sketches are all you need to avoid that waste.
06.03.2026 16:34
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The people who mocked you as a child for thinking your stuffed animals had personalities are trying to convince us that the computer they use for therapy and revenge porn has anxiety now.
06.03.2026 16:12
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I love watching people use LLMs in public. Theyβll reply to a breaking news article and say β@grok is this true?β Babe where do you think itβs about to pull its answer from
06.03.2026 14:00
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Mind the oranges Marlon!
06.03.2026 16:12
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The word count of the @blackarchive.co.uks is 20-40k, another reason they are so good :)
06.03.2026 15:44
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Three rings for Elven kings under the sky
Seven for the Dwarf Lords in their halls of stone
Nine for mortal men doomed to die
None for the Hobbits because I totally forgot those guys. Thatβs never gonna work out badly for me.
Also none for the orcs because fuck βem. I own them already.
06.03.2026 15:46
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I just realized after years of listening to it that despite the very Slade title of βTake Me Bak βome,β Noddy Holder actually does vocalize the unwritten βHβ in the songβs title. I have no idea what to do with this information.
06.03.2026 15:47
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all together now
IS
THIS
GOOD
06.03.2026 15:47
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8chan owner Jim Watkins says Epik, the site's domain registrar & web hosting company, has suspended Watkins' sites (including 8chan) from using Epik for violating its rules on animal cruelty content.
06.03.2026 14:23
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Last year I just walked into Costco and asked for a measles booster. I told the pharmacist I was unsure if I was ever given two doses, and she just gave me the shot and my insurance paid for it. I don't know, man, I don't see any downside to getting a booster.
06.03.2026 15:53
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A screenshot of a Google search for "As A Kang Should Be" "reviews" that reads as follows:
"As A Kang Should Be by Dale Smith is a highly acclaimed, "brilliant" Doctor Who spin-off novel set in the Paradise Towers universe. Reviews praise it as an original, deeply emotional, and "necessary" piece of fiction. It has received glowing praise for its unique take on the characters, with one reviewer calling it "highly recommended".
Key Takeaways from Reviews
Highly Recommended: Described as one of the most original pieces of Doctor Who related fiction.
Emotional Impact: The story is deeply engaging, with at least one report of it moving a reader to tears."
Note that the AI seems to have gain this opinion primarily from reading the reviews page on my website, which exists primarily to sell the book to potential readers. So the book is declared to be "critically acclaimed" because its writer has highlighted a number of reviews that say it's worth you buying.
That reader who was reported to be "moved to tears"? My daughter, as is made clear on the page in question. I'm sure nobody could ever find a way of gaming this system.
Maybe I had this AI thing all wrong.
06.03.2026 15:52
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An ovoid robot with long, jointed limbs, pointing proudly at a wedge of Swiss cheese lying on the ground.
470) Dairybot. For vegans or the lactose intolerant, identifies food that contains dairy. Like this...uh...piece of cheese. Yes, well done, Dairybot. #SmallRobotsRemastered
06.03.2026 11:23
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3/6, 1st Round: (4) The Black Crowes vs (13) Kristin Hersh β March Sadness 90s Edition
The REAL TRUTH behind The Black Crowes breakout 1990βs hit She Talk to Angels revealed in my essay @marchxness.bsky.social! Why She Talks to Angels was always goth (I even recorded a goth cover).
We also revisit my 1st rock concertβthe Crowes in 1992.
Vote for my essay!
06.03.2026 15:53
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Not ringing a bell
06.03.2026 15:35
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Basically if you like the Beach Boys' vocals but wish they sang the Great American Songbook with lush orchestral backing, yes. Otherwise no.
06.03.2026 15:34
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Only just saw this from nearly a year ago. The replies very much illustrate the point made...
06.03.2026 14:34
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It is, in fact, quite easy to get a skull-and-bones tattoo that isn't a Nazi tattoo!
Citation: My skull-and-bones tattoo that I got when I was in my early 20s that isn't a Nazi tattoo.
06.03.2026 14:27
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Robyn Hitchcock - "I Often Dream of Trains" (Live at Acheron Studios)
Recorded in Nashville in 2025 From the album, "I Often Dream of Trains" (1984)Live at Acheron is out on Tiny Ghost Records on July 3, 2026 in the following f...
"And there, in the buffet carΒ
I wait for eternityΒ
Or Basingstoke,
Or Reading..."Β
"I Often Dream of Trains"Β
Recorded live at Acheron Studios in Nashville, TNΒ
06.03.2026 14:28
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Please don't. The Times would have to massively expand production to make room for all the weekly columns they give them.
06.03.2026 14:31
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Progressives in the UK who still haven't got the message: the TERFs are now trying to bankrupt the Greens through repeated litigation, with a fresh round dropping now they're demonstrably a credible choice in elections.
Join the dots. "Feminist" transphobia is a vassal of fascism.
06.03.2026 14:29
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Instead "Boomer," I should have said, "Jann Wenner."
06.04.2025 23:57
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Dennis Wilson - Farewell My Friend
YouTube video by brodieman1999
One of the unmissable themes of A History of Rock Music in 500 Songs is βNo, Boomer, you seriously donβt get how much you missed the massive influence of The Beach Boys.β
But Iβm still surprised by how stunned I am to discover Dennis Wilson as an artist. The man could crush you with a chorus.
06.04.2025 21:54
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the wife has now informed me that since she has a job that requires her to be at work when her boss wants we will absolutely be changing the clocks and my new project is to find a real problem
06.03.2026 13:53
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