I wish the guy could understand that sometimes it is in his interest, and all our interest tbh, to say things that a normal person would say. I know that’s too much to ask. But how has he bamboozled millions of people into thinking this is “telling it like it is.” It boggles the mind!!
The asymmetry of her new face sort of freaks me out. I mean, sure, the whole picture is a horror, but if you're going to pay someone to make your face look a certain way, then at the very least make the two halves match.
Don't worry. I've heard this will all be sorted by the midterms.
Starting Ken Burns's Vietnam War.
This should be enough to get me over the hump to the next Dad Level.
This is good news for our Great American Oil Companies. More profitable than ever thanks to our great president.
($10 says this kind of thing shows up in real life within a week.)
The dog's name is Willie.
I would like to let you all know that I have found a youtube channel where guys ride bikes and their dog comes along sometimes. It's good. I mean, look at this pup!
www.youtube.com/@alexeyandav...
"I guess"
When I am president I will make it illegal for soda companies to sign exclusive deals with airport stores and restaurants. Coke AND Pepsi is the way towards a brighter future.
This hotel room I'm in is using a new thermostat technology that turns the heat on when the temp drops a couple degrees below the set temp, and then doesn't turn off until it's at least 6 over. Just to be sure, I guess.
I want to go on the record and say that war is bad, even if you sometimes remember to call it something other than a war.
Your version is more plausible. Mr. "Peters" probably changed his name after The Event.
Is that what the kids call kissing these days? I don’t care for the term.
I would like to see someone who is not deeply invested in these things say nice things about them. just like one or two people who make compelling points whose jobs are not on the line.
"Do you love SAP Concur?"
No. What kind of weird question is that?? You are a business application I use to submit expenses. Act like it.
Oh now I get it. Dubai is Golgafrinchan Ark B.
But also “consistent with what the president [said]“ isn't the standard I am worried about. I am much, much more concerned with whether it’s consistent with the constitution and American values.
Mom, come pick me up, the best lack all conviction and the worst are full of passionate intensity.
Related: the barista at this coffee shop just wished me a “Happy Monday.” The nerve.
Going to a convention this week. Apologies in advance to all the friends and acquaintances here for looking down at your name tag as we shake hands. Of course I remember you! But you are out of context and I am bad at people.
I am not sure it is the best way to run a country, tbh.
The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive
I work with a guy named Mohammed Ali. Although not a boxer, he is a good guy.
It’s the Anthropic thing. The Sec o’ Defense basically Said the company was unamerican because the wanted to put limits on how the govt used their products.
Hot take about today’s stupid news:
Telling the government to kick rocks is one of the most American things you can do.
I do not avoid Ivy League Professors, Mandrake. But I deny them my essays.
Well, now I'm picturing a chicken-sized one of these things right next to the fryer at In N Out.
thanks, Jerry.
Love the rugged handyman look. Glad it's coming back.
Unsure if you'd noticed, but in this picture your house seems to have been infested with alamies. They're (mostly) harmless, but you might want to get it checked out.
