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John Porter

@maletero

Sort of a geologist.

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We have good old fashioned reply all situation over on the school list serve. I'm going to miss this kind of in the fall but I am also totally not going to miss this kind of thing.

11.03.2026 05:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - β€œWhen your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

11.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 9638 πŸ” 2407 πŸ’¬ 161 πŸ“Œ 47

It's ridiculous. I'm in favo[u]r of how they type out loul instead of lol; why are we in such a hurry when we are *laughing out loud*. We should revel in the good times. But there's NO U anywhere to be found in the back half of lmao.

10.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is still broadcasting with sound, which is a lovely crackling, almost like sitting by a campfire.

10.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Camera 1 is down!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk0t...

10.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of Smart People have painted this guy as a political genius, a man with a gift to read people and...I guess bend them to his will? I kinda get where they're coming from, but the way he keeps doing stupid stuff with obvious consequences makes me think he's not so smart in important ways.

10.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Right after I posted I realized that the abbreviation "Mrs." is usually reserved for women, and is not the plural of "Mr." I regret the error, and humbly apologize to misters Roose and Thompson, who I still think should be embarrassed by their literary mistake.

10.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The more I think about this, the angrier I get.

Imo, McCarthy's lack of punctuation adds nothing and only makes his work harder to read. But this line is great. "As well ask men what they think of stone". It's well-punctuated and the words sing! This is embarrassing Mrs. Roose & Thompson.

10.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if the guys who put this together are embarrassed by publishing this as the example of a "clunky" phrase. Not only is it correctly punctuated, it's *great*. I HATED Blood Meridian, but I can't fault McCarthy's prose. The guy could write.

10.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't speak for everyone, but I, for one, must imagine Jerry happy in this struggle.

09.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He might make hats, though. Fingers crossed!

09.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

All that, and I think it is Very Bad to conduct, or appear to conduct, "diplomacy" via twitter. I feel like there's a number of very good reasons that it's not done this way.

09.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish the guy could understand that sometimes it is in his interest, and all our interest tbh, to say things that a normal person would say. I know that’s too much to ask. But how has he bamboozled millions of people into thinking this is β€œtelling it like it is.” It boggles the mind!!

08.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The asymmetry of her new face sort of freaks me out. I mean, sure, the whole picture is a horror, but if you're going to pay someone to make your face look a certain way, then at the very least make the two halves match.

07.03.2026 22:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't worry. I've heard this will all be sorted by the midterms.

07.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Starting Ken Burns's Vietnam War.

This should be enough to get me over the hump to the next Dad Level.

07.03.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is making a face in front of an american flag . ALT: a woman is making a face in front of an american flag .
06.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is good news for our Great American Oil Companies. More profitable than ever thanks to our great president.

($10 says this kind of thing shows up in real life within a week.)

06.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The dog's name is Willie.

06.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I would like to let you all know that I have found a youtube channel where guys ride bikes and their dog comes along sometimes. It's good. I mean, look at this pup!

www.youtube.com/@alexeyandav...

06.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"I guess"

06.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When I am president I will make it illegal for soda companies to sign exclusive deals with airport stores and restaurants. Coke AND Pepsi is the way towards a brighter future.

06.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This hotel room I'm in is using a new thermostat technology that turns the heat on when the temp drops a couple degrees below the set temp, and then doesn't turn off until it's at least 6 over. Just to be sure, I guess.

05.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to go on the record and say that war is bad, even if you sometimes remember to call it something other than a war.

04.03.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your version is more plausible. Mr. "Peters" probably changed his name after The Event.

04.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is that what the kids call kissing these days? I don’t care for the term.

04.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would like to see someone who is not deeply invested in these things say nice things about them. just like one or two people who make compelling points whose jobs are not on the line.

04.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Do you love SAP Concur?"

No. What kind of weird question is that?? You are a business application I use to submit expenses. Act like it.

04.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh now I get it. Dubai is Golgafrinchan Ark B.

03.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 1816 πŸ” 410 πŸ’¬ 198 πŸ“Œ 107

But also β€œconsistent with what the president [said]β€œ isn't the standard I am worried about. I am much, much more concerned with whether it’s consistent with the constitution and American values.

03.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0