Opening up the world’s first scar parlor, where you pay me money to give you mysterious new scars and also get to see me learn cool knife tricks
10.03.2026 04:31
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Opening up the world’s first scar parlor, where you pay me money to give you mysterious new scars and also get to see me learn cool knife tricks
Buddy, the only third strike I’m playing is an inside fastball. Get my ass out of there
weird, carney's new world order looks a lot like the old one
Demi Lovato got married to a guy from Ottawa, isack Hadjar is dating a girl from Ottawa, heated rivalry S2 is going to be set in Ottawa, sens are winning the cup,
Folks I think the American century of humiliation may be done at the hands of Ottawa, ON
I may have had a bad day but I know that my disdain for Rob Ford will get me through it
Aw man
Do you think either of them would come back to Ottawa, or
Uhhhhhhhhh
Their other goalie has a .895…
Starting Binnington over Thompson and Kuemper should immediately result in your firing and some sort of corruption hearing.
He’s the worst goalie in the NHL! He has a .865!!!!
I wrote about the Epstein files (gift link) www.theverge.com/tech/874721/...
Well now hold on a second
Calling it now, I think it’s going to be a scheming vizier summer, maybe even spring, depending
Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
The fact that every right winger with influence screams "who is paying for all of this" tells you exactly how awash in cash they all are, and how much they rely on that to keep their movement afloat.
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
Getting Botox in my hands so I can punch more beautifully
I hope it's not lost on anyone that the exact same motherfuckers on the Canadian right who spent decades wielding the idea of Canadian Patriotism like a cudgel, talking about "real Canadians", accusing every opponent of "hating Canada", are now pivoting to a platform of literal treason
Going to give this a listen right away
I am normal and can be trusted with internet access
The admiration of my peers is not enough, I need the admiration of middle aged internet addicts
It brings me no pleasure to announce that I am entering my solitaire era
The Ottawa senators have received 68 games played from draft picks made in the 2021-2025 drafts
Folks I’m running the numbers and I think Boucher might be the second best player that the sens drafted from 2021 to 2023
Not weighing myself for at least 4 weeks after the holidays because quite frankly that’s none of my business
The thing they don’t tell you about Barbie Rapunzel is that it’s pure Cinema
Just bought a Cameo from Jennifer English, can’t wait t- is that Geoff Keighly? He’s walking towards me, he’s carrying a trophy. ok I’m being told that I’m game of the year.
Geoff that can’t b- is that Shaq behind him? I’m being told that Shaq won’t get out of bed for anything less than GOTY. Ok.
Terrific article
Its wild that more men don’t go to therapy because it’s the only place where you get to talk about yourself for an hour straight
The bad guys always win