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april (champagne lesbian)

@smokestack.mom

lots of smut microfiction. coworkers enter at their own risk. DM’s are open. lesbian, mom, she/her, 20 years HRT πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ, estradiol superfan. pfp by @furboz.

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scratching my butt -is- an orgasmic experience, are there girls out there not doing it right?

06.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Breast implants also have about a 99% satisfaction rate, with the biggest regret being too small.

(but yes, it, like all gender-affirming surgeries, have way higher satisfaction rates than pretty much anything else involving medicine)

04.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

congrats on everything, i know how much work you put into it! can’t wait to one day hold a copy in my hand. :)

02.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

alyson i think you left your computer unlocked around your cats and they’re posting on your account again

26.02.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

now that most piercings use titanium as a metal, i suppose even mermaids can get their nipples pierced these days.

25.02.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i love mine and think they look great on almost any pair of boobs.

(mixed feelings on nipple piercings on dudes)

looking forward to drawings tho!

25.02.2026 04:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i once cheated on a math test in the fifth grade and still feel immensely guilty about it to this day.

25.02.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That one’s on my library hold list, I hope it’s decent. The other cover for it is 1000x better, this cover is terrible.

Have you read A Hungry Light? It just got a paperback release (plus ebook in the usual places.)

24.02.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

watched it with my cis lesbian spouse and she thought it was interesting but didn’t get it at all.

i did get it but have moved so far past that stage of my life that it was tragic and sad but not hugely impactful.

most of my trans friends were broken in half by it though. should do a group watch.

23.02.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸŸ¦β›…οΈ

22.02.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you and me both; it’s just not the same without them

21.02.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ooh neat!

15.02.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lesbrarians πŸ‘€

11.02.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the psssh sound it makes when you pull up on the tab

11.02.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s been a bit but depending on platform the password story should be an sqlite database that you can edit. it’s a bit temperamental so back it up first.

10.02.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol omg that’s amazing. i have been floating since i got it, makes me feel hot every time i see it.

also tell her i’m a big fan!

09.02.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i think depends a lot on the sport and the level at which you’re playing it, but that is definitely a point of it for most people.

05.02.2026 04:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty much matches my experience. I’ve played with dozens of trans women in various sports over the last couple decades and never noticed any of them being particularly advantaged.

04.02.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hi yup that is indeed my name, a good name for a cow don’t you think?

30.01.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hello roz

30.01.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.01.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

really? that's not at all how I read it -- for me, ATW reads as a realistic fiction horror story, with romance sprinkled in to keep it from getting to grimdark.

can i ask why you think it's a trans power fantasy?

25.01.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

big tattoos are way more fun! if you’re gonna get a small one, get it somewhere in a place that won’t block a big one later!

24.01.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

dooooooo it

23.01.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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finished up the color half of my vulva tattoo, and i could not be more happy with it. surprised it’s such an uncommon tattoo for how cool it looks.

(that said, whew did the color half hurt… owwwww)

23.01.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

I really love your work, try your best to not let it all get you down!

21.01.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i wouldn’t describe it as a precursor, it _was_ your social transition. you had to live as your chosen gender at all times in all places, regardless of safety, to access medical care (ranging from hormonal to surgical).

it was incredibly cruel and the same ghouls who invented it still run WPATH

20.01.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i was β€œlucky” enough to find a place back that let me get on HRT before my RLE. still required three months of therapy first.

even with HRT, they still required a year of RLE for any letters of support for any surgical care.

20.01.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

why cilantro? why couldn’t it be something more interesting?

imagine a world where, for one in ten cocksuckers, cocks tasted like dish soap.

you try to go about your lifeβ€”it’s not like you’re happy about itβ€”but everywhere you go people are constantly telling you how delicious cocks are.

19.01.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

†even if TTS and speech synthesis is also used for a ton of nefarious purposes, everything from cloning the voices of talented actors and actresses to fueling a whole new generation of financial scams against grandmas.

18.01.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0