Asher Perlman

Orthostatic hypotension crew, rise up (but not too fast) ✊

EARLY 2000s POP PUNK GUITARIST: I know 5 power chords.

EARLY 2000s POP PUNK BASSIST: I can basically strum on rhythm most of the time.

EARLY 2000s POP PUNK DRUMMER: I am one of the greatest musicians to ever live.

Reading and Audience Q &A with THE LATE SHOW'S Comedy Writers (In-Person at HVWC) | HVWC Join us for an in-person reading and audience Q and A with THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT'S Writers. Tickets are $15 in advance and $20 at the door--register online!

Hey, if you love great people talking about hilarious books next to beautiful rivers, come see this “Late Show”reading/Q&A with Kate Sidley, Asher Perlman, and Felipe Torres Medina on January 24th! www.writerscenter.org/event-detail...

My dad, squint giggling at "Hi, It's Me Again"

Seeing my dad cry-laugh to @asherperlman.bsky.social's new book is its own gift

This is amazing. Can I share it on IG?

A cartoon and the original sketch for it that I just found in a drawer

I wrote about the stupid bowl they maybe sell at Sweetgreen.

Mine in the December, 2025 issue of The New Yorker

Absolutely deranged

This is not something that can possibly be described in text. But here goes: it’s an edit of cartoonist Asher Perlman’s “he’s going for the (band name)” comic, but with “Cow Tools” instead of a jukebox.

@asherperlman.bsky.social

Would any of them give me faith in society?

I wouldn’t say it gives me a LOT of faith in our society that we found out a few years ago that our bodies are filling with tiny bits of plastic that never go away and our collective response was “oooo that sucks let’s keep doing it.”

Oops it’s there now sorry

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Doing this for a third year.

Ever since I drew this cartoon, people have reached out about getting a custom print where the lil guy is wearing a shirt with their favorite band’s logo. For the next few days, I’m going to be taking custom Jukebox orders in my shop (link in bio). Happy holidays 🎁🫶