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SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

i know im getting old because i think raisins and cornflakes with a little honey is awesome now

Ethan Winters is the guy who says "this is the worst part" before he pulls out the pizza from the oven bare handed

no ur right tho

even the writers were having a hard time keeping up with what was happening so they had to be like "okay team let's all get on the same page"

i can't believe resident evil requiem hits you with a 60 slide powerpoint about What's Officially Going Down lmfaoooo

who the fuck let patrick bateman but real in there

tf do you goddamn mean gavin newsom is talking about the folsom street fair on the shitting adam friedland show

anyway.

like don’t get it twisted i know how much to use for a family meal size pot but it’s so funny that if you don’t you gotta divide everything yourself

i think it’s so funny that the only measurements they give you on the back of the s&b golden curry box are for 50 servings lmao

they got really mad that you guys kept saying the ps5 has no games so now they’re making you buy one if you wanna play the games

“grace i know you’re scared but i am literally an anime superhero cop”

re9 level [grace's perspective]: complete abject horror. you are powerless against the power of fear

the same re 9 level [leon's perspective]: you are here to bust ass and smoke cigarettes while free bird plays. you're out of cigarettes, the guitar solo is coming up, and you pulled up in a porsche

that's oomf. that's twin. that's pookie

who let this white boy get motion

a shot of the front headlight of the porsche ingame

an extreme closeup of the dashboard/instrument cluster of the porsche

the Iconic Porsche Tail Light on screen as the porsche drives by (did i mention it's a porsche)

a dead on front view of the porsche cayenne turbo gt's headlights. did you know leon is driving a porsche

this game is so fucking funny why is leon s kennedy whipping the porsche cayenne turbo gt

incredibly funny bit is that her gun is a legally distinct knock off of a sig sauer p232 and everyone loves to meme about how those guns will go off if you look at them wrong. during the first chapter the gun is knocked out of her hand and it goes off when it hits the ground

about fell out my chair laughing when the door slammed and she had to drop to her knees to try and fish the gun out of her big ass backpack while actively afraid for her life lmao

crying laughing at grace re9 having her gun all the way in the bottom of her bag while she's actively in the scary building tbh. worst fbi agent ever award she's so pookie

a closer look at the store's front door. you can see posters that say "buying cigarettes for minors can send your life up in smokes" and "i heart corn dogs"

big fan of the "your life could end up in smokes" pun tbh

yeah lemme get a uhhhh one Pale Ale please

i didn't get a screenshot off in time so i stole a low res one off of google images. i'm not running the game at 12p i promise

FBI MIDWEST FIELD OFFICE

resident evil requiem has the scariest starting location of all the resident evil games

the “knights around a table putting their swords in” meme with each sword labeled a different suggestive ffxiv quest title/location name and wuk lamat in the center the titles are: my power, my pleasure, my pain give it to me raw stroking the haft good day to mate the knot succulent secretions in the name of science

hot buff lion tgirl,,, save me

wuk lamat . . .

save me hot buff lion tgirl

i only added cup of gasoline to three parts spaghetti sauce why are you calling it gasoline spaghetti

ffxiv!hana leaning against a red motorcycle with her arms crossed

they think we can't vanilla gpose so we prove them wrong

i miss root beer so bad tbh

more like uhhh. estrologian. got em

guy from america claims to not know there are words used to mock other countries