Instead of springing forward, I'm going to fall back to sleep and worry about the clocks tomorrow - Monday at the very latest.
@rlpastore
Joined: Jun 11, 2023 Author of the fantasy comedies: - The Devil and the Wolf - Perseus Kills His Grandfather Author website: https://rlpastore.com/ I post humor, writing stuff, & photos from my yard.
Instead of springing forward, I'm going to fall back to sleep and worry about the clocks tomorrow - Monday at the very latest.
Setting my clock forward five years.
It's Women's Day, the day when every man assures the world we can't mean him as he's one of the good guys.
i feel like with the whole clocks changing thing & all, we should have probably gone to bed at 5pm.
Iβm not afraid of dying, but Iβm angered by the idea of the world going on without me.
Pause for a moment to think of all the pets affected by this hideous war: those killed in the blasts, and those abandoned by people fleeing the region.
Got the bestest email from a reader whoβs been reading Oberonβs Bathtime Stories to their 10-year old. Kid loves learning about the historical figures, uses the word effluvium & laughs when adults have to look it up. Made my dang day.
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As a child star, I thought I had my whole future ahead of me. Which was technically true.
Hey! I will be signing free posters at the Dark Horse booth at 4:00 today!
Come say hi OR DWELL IN REGRET FOREVER.
:)
i really donβt mind if youβre british. just please donβt do it in front of me.
Crocheted whale about the size of a decent honeydew melon. He is the same blue/green/purple yarn as the jellyfish. He sits on a counter and is a little wonky and probably should have been stuffed a bit more but making him helps me sit still and is so relaxing. It is only a matyer of time before Cole the cat finds him and the chase is on.
This little whale says "Hello!"
For my region, I'd go with staying on daylight savings time.
A screenshot of the Bluesky app demonstrating how you can now tap the "Translate" button to translate a post without leaving the app.
v1.118 rolls out today!
New in this update: You can now translate posts without leaving the app.
Simply tap "translate" on mobile and your phone's built-in translation takes it from there.
Vintage comicbook panel showing a disembodied woman's head. She has short, stylish, blue-black hair, black lipstick, and red pendant earrings. She's looking fierce as she says: "This means war! I'm ready to play my last card - glamour!"
Paris Fashion Week 2026
(puts on 6 hour playlist entitled βscottish bagpiping greatest hitsβ)
road trip, bitches!!!!
Yay, pre-order link is here!
Pre-order my Regency Romantasy with a solarpunk twist:
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You can read an excerpt on the pre-order page too! π€©
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Today I review CHICKEN CROSSING, a short story by @adambertocci.bsky.social Who else could write a poignant meditation on love, death, and fate using the corniest of old jokes? #booksky ruinedchapel.com/2026/03/06/b...
Donβt meet toad in a dark alley.
And then - just like that - the cat decided he would never again eat in the area he's been fed in for five years.
Generative AI:
Feed it volumes of photos featuring blue skies and it will use statistical inferences in order to generate realistic images containing a blue sky on request.
3 to 5-year-old children:
Show them some photos featuring blue skies and one might ask you, "Why is the sky blue?"
kristi noem got fired. -what Iβve been saying to myself all day βas a little treatβ
Ok. Set. Letβs see how this plays out.
Odd. I see a full breakdown now, but I specifically looked for them that day.
On that day I got:
- reminder to practice
- note that someone took my place in ranking
- congratulations on my progress, consider upgrading to max
- Duo was feeling lonely
And this was all before 2PM and typical for that week.
Hah!
I got rid of the notifications the day I got four of them. It would have been nice if I could limit them to one - a single daily reminder only.
It still interrupts my learning flow asking to turn notifications on and add a widget which is my reminder to never do that.
Remember when there was a difference between rage bait and information? Good times.
On a wooden cutting board we see soy sauce, rice vinegar, peanut butter, chili oil, sesame oil, three cloves of garlic, some chopped ginger, a small bowl of sugar and salt, and a package of shanxi style noodles.
Ready for a new episode of Cooking with Uncle Kevin? Today weβre making CHILI PEANUT BUTTER NOODLES using the goodies you see here, plus green onion, sesame seeds, and some crushed peanuts for garnish. Recipe is for oneβmultiply as needed!
First: Use the noodles you like, ok? LETβS GOOOOO
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