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Richard L Pastore πŸ“šπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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Joined: Jun 11, 2023 Author of the fantasy comedies: - The Devil and the Wolf - Perseus Kills His Grandfather Author website: https://rlpastore.com/ I post humor, writing stuff, & photos from my yard.

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Instead of springing forward, I'm going to fall back to sleep and worry about the clocks tomorrow - Monday at the very latest.

08.03.2026 06:03 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Setting my clock forward five years.

08.03.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 151 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's Women's Day, the day when every man assures the world we can't mean him as he's one of the good guys.

08.03.2026 05:25 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i feel like with the whole clocks changing thing & all, we should have probably gone to bed at 5pm.

08.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not afraid of dying, but I’m angered by the idea of the world going on without me.

07.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Pause for a moment to think of all the pets affected by this hideous war: those killed in the blasts, and those abandoned by people fleeing the region.

07.03.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Even Miuccia Prada and Raf Simons Think There’s Too Much Fashion Interviewed by Robin Givhan, the Prada co–creative directors worry the industry is all over the place and clothes are all starting to look the same.

Worth a read

07.03.2026 10:37 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Oberon’s Bathtime Stories – Horned Lark Press

Got the bestest email from a reader who’s been reading Oberon’s Bathtime Stories to their 10-year old. Kid loves learning about the historical figures, uses the word effluvium & laughs when adults have to look it up. Made my dang day.

Wanna read it to your kid? hornedlarkpress.com/product/ober...

07.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

As a child star, I thought I had my whole future ahead of me. Which was technically true.

07.03.2026 06:51 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey! I will be signing free posters at the Dark Horse booth at 4:00 today!

Come say hi OR DWELL IN REGRET FOREVER.

:)

06.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 164 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 0

i really don’t mind if you’re british. just please don’t do it in front of me.

07.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Crocheted whale about the size of a decent honeydew melon. He is the same blue/green/purple yarn as the jellyfish. He sits on a counter and is a little wonky and probably should have been stuffed a bit more but making him helps me sit still and is so relaxing. It is only a matyer of time before Cole the cat finds him and the chase is on.

Crocheted whale about the size of a decent honeydew melon. He is the same blue/green/purple yarn as the jellyfish. He sits on a counter and is a little wonky and probably should have been stuffed a bit more but making him helps me sit still and is so relaxing. It is only a matyer of time before Cole the cat finds him and the chase is on.

This little whale says "Hello!"

06.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

For my region, I'd go with staying on daylight savings time.

06.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the Bluesky app demonstrating how you can now tap the "Translate" button to translate a post without leaving the app.

A screenshot of the Bluesky app demonstrating how you can now tap the "Translate" button to translate a post without leaving the app.

v1.118 rolls out today!

New in this update: You can now translate posts without leaving the app.

Simply tap "translate" on mobile and your phone's built-in translation takes it from there.

05.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 5764 πŸ” 1010 πŸ’¬ 253 πŸ“Œ 341
Vintage comicbook panel showing a disembodied woman's head. She has short, stylish, blue-black hair, black lipstick, and red pendant earrings. 
She's looking fierce as she says:
"This means war! I'm ready to play my last card - glamour!"

Vintage comicbook panel showing a disembodied woman's head. She has short, stylish, blue-black hair, black lipstick, and red pendant earrings. She's looking fierce as she says: "This means war! I'm ready to play my last card - glamour!"

Paris Fashion Week 2026

06.03.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(puts on 6 hour playlist entitled β€œscottish bagpiping greatest hits”)

road trip, bitches!!!!

06.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yay, pre-order link is here!

Pre-order my Regency Romantasy with a solarpunk twist:
www.jms-books.com/consorting-w...

Out March 11 from @jms-books.com

You can read an excerpt on the pre-order page too! 🀩

#queerbooks #mmromance #solarpunk #romantasy #regencyromance

06.03.2026 10:55 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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The Chicken's Journey: A Unique Twist on Classic Riddles Discover Adam Bertocci's clever twist on a classic riddle in his short story about a chicken's journey of love, humor, and transformation.

Today I review CHICKEN CROSSING, a short story by @adambertocci.bsky.social Who else could write a poignant meditation on love, death, and fate using the corniest of old jokes? #booksky ruinedchapel.com/2026/03/06/b...

06.03.2026 11:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t meet toad in a dark alley.

06.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And then - just like that - the cat decided he would never again eat in the area he's been fed in for five years.

06.03.2026 12:07 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Weird Fiction Quarterly: Artificial Intelligence Weird Fiction Quarterly: Artificial Intelligence [Weird Fiction Quarterly, Thomas, Jeffrey, Rusher-Haqq, Niyyah, Thoss, Dr. Raymond, Banks, Erin, McAuley, Chris, Macek III, JC, Seuss, Mala Jay, Naylor, Katy, Wiswell, TL] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Weird Fiction Quarterly: Artificial Intelligence

I'm in this. A panoply of A. I. horrors.

06.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Generative AI:
Feed it volumes of photos featuring blue skies and it will use statistical inferences in order to generate realistic images containing a blue sky on request.

3 to 5-year-old children:
Show them some photos featuring blue skies and one might ask you, "Why is the sky blue?"

06.03.2026 07:02 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

kristi noem got fired. -what I’ve been saying to myself all day β€œas a little treat”

06.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok. Set. Let’s see how this plays out.

06.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Odd. I see a full breakdown now, but I specifically looked for them that day.

06.03.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

On that day I got:
- reminder to practice
- note that someone took my place in ranking
- congratulations on my progress, consider upgrading to max
- Duo was feeling lonely

And this was all before 2PM and typical for that week.

06.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hah!

I got rid of the notifications the day I got four of them. It would have been nice if I could limit them to one - a single daily reminder only.

It still interrupts my learning flow asking to turn notifications on and add a widget which is my reminder to never do that.

05.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when there was a difference between rage bait and information? Good times.

05.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
On a wooden cutting board we see soy sauce, rice vinegar, peanut butter, chili oil, sesame oil, three cloves of garlic, some chopped ginger, a small bowl of sugar and salt, and a package of shanxi style noodles.

On a wooden cutting board we see soy sauce, rice vinegar, peanut butter, chili oil, sesame oil, three cloves of garlic, some chopped ginger, a small bowl of sugar and salt, and a package of shanxi style noodles.

Ready for a new episode of Cooking with Uncle Kevin? Today we’re making CHILI PEANUT BUTTER NOODLES using the goodies you see here, plus green onion, sesame seeds, and some crushed peanuts for garnish. Recipe is for oneβ€”multiply as needed!

First: Use the noodles you like, ok? LET’S GOOOOO

1/

05.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0