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Chris J Wallace

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Post-dadcore he/him. Makes h̷̶̷̶ͪi̷̶̷̶ͥg̷̶h̷̶̷̶ͪ q̷̶u̷̶̷̶ͧa̷̶̷̶ͣl̷̶i̷̶̷̶ͥᴛ̷̶̷̶ⷮy̷̶ s̷̶͛o̷̶̷̶ͦf̷̶ᴛ̷̶̷̶ⷮw̷̶a̷̶̷̶ͣr̷̶̷̶ͬe̷̶̷̶ͤ things with computers. https://standard.dev

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Ranting into my drafts folder again.

16.02.2026 20:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My work this morning involved cache invalidation, an off by one error, and naming things, so I've completed computers now.

28.01.2026 14:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Doing the work Details matter, iterum atque iterum.

I think there is value in the friction of doing detailed work.

standard.dev/posts/doing-...

12.01.2026 11:17 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Five years ago I got a fumbling rendition of a Ted Greene arrangement under my fingers for Christmas. I’ve since had children, and this has not improved my musicianship. Man, I gotta get back to it.

Have a merry little holiday, whatever you celebrate.

24.12.2025 19:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A screenshot from a music app showing that Chris' recently played music includes Ottawan's D.I.S.C.O. right after "When No Birds Sang", a collab between abrasive grindcore band Full of Hell and shogaze band Nothing.

A screenshot from a music app showing that Chris' recently played music includes Ottawan's D.I.S.C.O. right after "When No Birds Sang", a collab between abrasive grindcore band Full of Hell and shogaze band Nothing.

I contain multitudes, ok.

22.12.2025 17:53 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A box of Dark Arts Cat Nip coffee, with a faux screen printed image of a cat dangling from a branch and the text “hang in there”, like the old motivational posters.

A box of Dark Arts Cat Nip coffee, with a faux screen printed image of a cat dangling from a branch and the text “hang in there”, like the old motivational posters.

My coffee this morning has a whole end of year mood going on.

17.12.2025 08:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think I just like it now 🤷🏻‍♂️

15.12.2025 09:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AWS: so you want to back up a S3 bucket huh?

ME: yeah, should be pretty straightfor...

AWS: CREATE A BACKUP POLICY MANAGER BACKUP MANAGER POLICY.

15.12.2025 09:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fair 😂 On to a serious recommendation: short story The Things is seriously worth reading if you haven’t.

clarkesworldmagazine.com/watts_01_10/

04.12.2025 19:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
THingu's The Thing (18+)
THingu's The Thing (18+) YouTube video by Lee Hardcastle

Do they like Pingu?

youtu.be/wrZ7PnolbQ4

04.12.2025 19:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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The Skull Burned Wearing Hell Like A Life Vest As The Night Wept, by Frontierer 4 track album

A few months ago I found this band too punishing to be listenable, and now I keep spinning this EP. I'm still not sure I _like_ it per se, but there is something drawing me back. I am surely having an unsettling experience of art.

frontierer.bandcamp.com/album/the-sk...

25.11.2025 14:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Eeyore: "Not Much of a House, Just Right for Not Much of a Donkey"
Eeyore: "Not Much of a House, Just Right for Not Much of a Donkey" YouTube video by Ben Simon a.k.a. Cartoon Man Central

Live footage of me reviewing my own code.

youtu.be/j7J9NS3ggxw

11.11.2025 15:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A crossing Heading west.

This started as a series of bluesky posts here and quickly grew enough it deserved its own markdown. It's a rambling about a book I'm excited for, and caring to read.

standard.dev/posts/a-cros...

#booksky I guess?

03.11.2025 15:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Thirst, by SLOW CRUSH 10 track album

New Slow Crush album is great.

slowcrush.bandcamp.com/album/thirst

29.10.2025 13:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

New Rolo Tomassi EP, new Conjurer album, new Astronoid track.

It’s a good day to like loud guitars.

24.10.2025 10:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Coffee 3: Changes Diff’d

08.10.2025 14:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm having a lot of three coffee days lately.

08.10.2025 14:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There are two flavours of backend victory: number go down, and number go up.

Just scored a big win for number go down at work.

Please clap.

02.10.2025 16:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whoa a mirror that’s black on both sides

23.09.2025 05:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nick is a lovely human with whom I am privileged to work.

Unfortunately for him, I am an irreverent and incorrigible prankster who has been feverish for several days, and as such have pent up devilry. Ergo…

21.09.2025 15:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A wild thing about having children is you can be doing some ephemeral software bullshit like debugging database timeouts in the morning, then take the kids to the local pool in the afternoon and oops surprise you just formed core memories that you’ll cherish for the rest of your life.

12.09.2025 18:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Petal
Petal YouTube video by Every Time I Die - Topic

Name one lyric that goes harder than

> Untimely ripped into this world
> I was born again as a girl

This may be the heaviest line ever written. Low Teens is a contender for my favourite album of the past decade.

youtu.be/I1kRMGs7UuQ?...

05.09.2025 09:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A surgically precise dose of kindness but hell yeah dude you have the goods.

03.09.2025 22:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nobody tell Henry from online that he’s Already A Writer because I’m stoked for these endeavours.

03.09.2025 16:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I run a linear, there and back again, route for #couch25k and my free dopamine tip is to offer high fives to people coming in the other direction.

Like hell yeah we got this.

03.09.2025 16:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chugging Keurig in an unsqueegeed shower because the wall instructed live, laugh, love damn it.

01.09.2025 18:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

TIL I am “sustain moderate shoulder injury by sleeping” years old.

30.08.2025 12:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Work-life balance There will be time for work later.

Mildly incensed by all the CEOs lionising long hours at the office, I peeled back a small corner of my filter and wrote a short, slightly unhinged, and likely incoherent post. The kind of raw cringe post I can only conjure in a state of child-induced sleep deprivation.

19.08.2025 22:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely sniped, but the best I can do is something like this:

getOrganization("foo")
.then(org => Promise.all([org, getMembers(org.id)]))
.then(([org, members]) => ({org, members}))

Which still feels like a lot of ceremony and artifice 😕

19.08.2025 18:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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AI Is a Mass-Delusion Event Three years in, one of AI’s enduring impacts is to make people feel like they’re losing it.

Yes.

> I’ve felt unmoored by all of this … by a “get that bag” culture that seems to have accepted these tools without much consideration as to the repercussions; by the discourse.

www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...

19.08.2025 12:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0