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sssh everyone stop talking about it so ceo grammarly doesn't learn we're onto him until he's on zoom with nilay

07.03.2026 01:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would watch a whole panel of you and Shiv asking each other questions like this.

07.03.2026 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ART/VPIZZAZ.GIF

06.03.2026 23:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 50 ๐Ÿ” 16 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Been here my whole life and they were always like this, the difference is before 2009 there were consequences for losing all your investors' money. Then interest rates went sub 1% for a decade and everyone got used to infinite bites at the apple.

06.03.2026 22:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Perry White from a superman comic

Perry White from a superman comic

06.03.2026 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You could literally print a legendary that's called The Professor in a universes beyond deck and send it to brian and it would be the most viewed preview card video ever shot

06.03.2026 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

monogreen uncle o'grimacy vs izzet grimace the set designs itself

06.03.2026 21:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yo hear me out @magic.wizards.com mcdonaldland universes beyond, I need dimir hamburglar and five color tron fry guys commander decks

06.03.2026 21:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I knew the day ICQ died for good because the phishing mails to try to steal 1471111 stopped.

06.03.2026 05:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought you were Gail Simone for a minute and was shocked she would post something so uncontroversial.

06.03.2026 03:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Eastern Idaho Techmical College wishes to amounce the C.I.A. (Communication Information Access) Internet ode is finally in place. To get online or get more info please call 524-3000 and ask for Adult Education or leave a message for Internet and we will get back with you.... Get online with the world....

Eastern Idaho Techmical College wishes to amounce the C.I.A. (Communication Information Access) Internet ode is finally in place. To get online or get more info please call 524-3000 and ask for Adult Education or leave a message for Internet and we will get back with you.... Get online with the world....

INETAD.ANS, 1994-08-24 from Cuteskunk BBS (other)

06.03.2026 02:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pizza Man
Amery, WI

06.03.2026 01:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 721 ๐Ÿ” 137 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25 ๐Ÿ“Œ 77

LIBERAL CIRCULAR FIRING SQUAD GO

06.03.2026 01:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The currency in Brunner's world is literally "free $500 in bets" vouchers. People tithe these to their church and this is perfectly normal. Machines are sold to melt down coins into ingots worth more than the face value. The main character's super power is that he's an ID thief and a phone phreak.

06.03.2026 01:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brunner read Future Shock, a nonfiction book about how spectacularly bad humans are at adapting to new technology, thought "how do you build a world where people accept fascistic rule by organizations that know all their secrets," and came up with Polymarket. In 1975.

06.03.2026 01:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Paperback of The Shockwave Rider under glass. The plaque reads:
Shockwave Rider, by John Brunner, UK, 1975
British science fiction author Brunner's influential cyberpunk-like novel made prescient predictions about computer networks, including the existence of destructive worms. In the book, privacy and liberties are initially stifled by an all-pervasive network.

Paperback of The Shockwave Rider under glass. The plaque reads: Shockwave Rider, by John Brunner, UK, 1975 British science fiction author Brunner's influential cyberpunk-like novel made prescient predictions about computer networks, including the existence of destructive worms. In the book, privacy and liberties are initially stifled by an all-pervasive network.

So I'm rereading The Shockwave Rider, the 1975 John Brunner book that @computerhistory.bsky.social has under glass as the birth of Cyberpunk. This every-ten-year reread has me noticing how the origin of his dystopia is the reorganization of economics around "Delphi," which is literally just Kalshi.

06.03.2026 01:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Laserdisc remotes are probably 10x the value of the actual machines at this point.

06.03.2026 00:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're mere patches away from a progress spinner that's misaligned shipping in the OS.

06.03.2026 00:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember his deal with the Yankees that they couldn't use him on any promotional material outside of Yankee Stadium without paying him the same percentage the likes of Topps or a beer commercial would, and they still signed him.

05.03.2026 22:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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00-DEATH.ANS, 1995-01-23 from The Equalizer BBS (other)

05.03.2026 22:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey look at that if all four dems voted yes it wouldโ€™ve passed. Funny how that always seems to happen.

05.03.2026 22:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jared Golden strikes again

05.03.2026 22:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a remarkable interview in which not a single question is answered.

05.03.2026 02:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you remember getting into a flame war over whether zoesite was male or female it's time for your colonoscopy

04.03.2026 23:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If your husband knows who tila tequila is he should schedule a colonoscopy

04.03.2026 15:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 146 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

They laid off Will Judd, the guy doing the part that actually makes these sites money - deal watching and affiliate links.

04.03.2026 19:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They saw what Microsoft is doing with Xbox and took it as a challenge.

04.03.2026 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so looking forward to pritzker prompt injecting gavbot on the primary debate stage. It will make what chris christie did to rubio look generic.

04.03.2026 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm trying to make an analogy about software quality decreasing as llm use increases and the increased diagnostic criteria of autism making people blame vaccines, but I can't make it work

04.03.2026 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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