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There has to be some explanation for this scenario in recurring dreams. I have never actually taken a break from the wheel to pop into the back seat for a break, and yet.

09.03.2026 20:41 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

The vacuum cleaner manufacturer, not the U.S. President

09.03.2026 19:52 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A new-to-me MRMR FUNGI!

09.03.2026 17:51 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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There is some extraordinary ad placement in the Tennesseean today.

09.03.2026 14:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is similar to the crank claim with a germ of truth that 20th century America "invented" adolescence and the concept of teenagers. There may have been a new cultural framing, but puberty was not invented in the 1920s, nor the ancient category of "youth" between childhood and maturity.

09.03.2026 13:55 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A false covenant

09.03.2026 06:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Going to post a photo of Bradley Whitford standing between me and the exit to the bus

06.03.2026 03:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Commissioning opposition research when one is not famous enough to go on Finding Your Roots

04.03.2026 23:13 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Am I the only one who got kind of a St Valentines Massacre vibe at :33 when they lined up the groundbreakers and set off a rat-a-tat of fireworks behind them?
youtu.be/pNjwqZT8NIE?...

04.03.2026 04:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On January 20, 2025 I said that things would become worse than we could possibly imagine. I hate being right.

03.03.2026 12:53 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

This is one kind of writing that *could* be unnoticeably replaced by LLM slop without a drop in quality.

02.03.2026 18:17 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The shampoo to induce acute onset male pattern baldness

02.03.2026 02:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And the two who were actually educators had to work far more than twice as hard and had to be far more than twice as smart to make it up there with a college dropout whose big break was complaining about how woke and liberal his highschool economics textbook was and discouraged college attendance.

01.03.2026 18:40 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

C except for towels, which are B

01.03.2026 18:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Arguably Evanston has a seething, barely-unspoken hostility to its major university, seeing it as a permanent property tax problem and seeking to strongarm it into paying up. The university and the town mutually view one another as parasitic and extractive, but they can't divorce.

01.03.2026 17:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Being terrified of Stalin if one is close to him is also the appropriate mindset.

01.03.2026 17:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He's like the fitness "content creators" who are just blogging content from 1950s-90s diet and exercise books. He reposts late 18th - early 20th century theory from the golden age of scientific racism.

01.03.2026 17:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He is clearly a counterpart to Lake Zurich "ok" punching kid. Non-nazi non-looksmaxxing youts are rising to occasions.

28.02.2026 16:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me: ITS NOT FRENCH ITS GRUYERE
ICE: (tackling)

28.02.2026 06:51 👍 24 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
ONE FREE MURDER, EACH

ONE FREE MURDER, EACH

Unclear if this headline is a threat or a promise

28.02.2026 00:42 👍 218 🔁 23 💬 6 📌 4

There is always, always, always a market for the pitch, "kids these days are spoiled brats, and their parents are weak for not cracking down hard."

27.02.2026 20:57 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

"My day performing labor in exchange for an agreed-upon wage; if we were a proper country this would be done by low-level non-white drug offenders sentenced by the courts to shovel the walk in front of my home: A Memoir"

27.02.2026 20:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think there are many younger people who grew up in a household/community where those strategies were still necessary to survive, but were able to see themselves as temporarily stuck in insular holdouts in a more liberalized world. Now the premise of the safer liberalized outside is eroding.

27.02.2026 19:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The free speech distributor is here to sell the DOD a free speech machine bsky.app/profile/bot....

27.02.2026 18:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's what the therapist keeps saying.

27.02.2026 17:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The 1880s

27.02.2026 17:28 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

"Understand politics, government, sonnet, art, community?"

"No, history teacher, learn to code!"

27.02.2026 17:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do I understand correctly that the big Green Party winner in this election is the daughter of Princess Peach and Luigi?

27.02.2026 16:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean, if I'm going to be exposed to mercury, I at least want to be able to pour it out of the capsule and play with it in my hand.

27.02.2026 16:43 👍 53 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That is, the suburbs that commuters "escaped" to became even more bleak to drive than the tightly gridded cities they escaped, but the distances stayed long, and so both the length of time and density of rage available to talk radio increased. Drivers felt more beset by society than ever.

27.02.2026 15:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0