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BREAKING : CELEBRATIONS START EARLY
I’ve already put the toilet seat down and #InternationalWomenDay isn’t until tomorrow!!
I got a scab that is at prime picking stages.
Give me strength.
So many of you are unemployed.
I can pay you half as much.
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No Kings 2 is going to be LIT !!
#NoKingsForRealsThisTime
I got some guacamole on my dress shirt.
#Friday 🥑
Omg this is OUTRAGEOUS
I’m gonna VOTE so HARD!
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Covid is over.
Over here, over there, everywhere.
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Pro Tip:
Never work at a company where you’re just an employee. Work where you are considered one of the family.
#KnowYourWorth
My company said they would offer me 401k but they gave it to me with 0k
#DadJokes
Anyone else catch that mysterious thing going around …
… where all your pants in your closet have shrunk over the winter ?
🙋🏻♂️
#SomethingIsGoingAround
How many weeks of groceries can you buy with your 401k this year ?
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International Women’s Day is only 23 hours long in USA.*
*daylight savings ends on Sunday 3/8
#InternationalWomensDay
Oooof
It’s 2026 and you’re STILL not masking in public ? 😷
#SlowLearners
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FILL IN THE BLANKS:
Covid shrinks _ _ _ _ _.
Who else loves international women 🙋🏻♂️ ?
#InternationalWomensDay2026
One more No Kings will stop this.
#NoKingsForRealsThoughRally
BREAKING NEWS
Facial ID will now be required for accessing toenail clippers.
#ForYourSafety
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We bombed your kids so that they could get democracy.
How is your health these days?
This new Bill Gates brand ketchup is very very tangy.*
*not in a good way
This new Bill Gates brand eye drops sting a little.*
*not in a good way
New Protest Just Dropped
No Kings with anti-war twist.
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This is the week to wash and iron your rompers.
It’s almost time!
#InternationalWomensDay
Does this new Bill Gates brand apple juice taste weird to you?
* tangy (not in a good way)
Anyone got experience growing and eating dandelion / root?
Any tips and tricks you learned?
DISCOUNT OFFER
I have an extra 40% off coupon for Bill Gates skin lotion and eye drops if anyone wants it.
Dm me for link.