They need to sell eggs individually instead of forcing you to buy 12 at a time.
Not everyone is a millionaire.
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They need to sell eggs individually instead of forcing you to buy 12 at a time.
Not everyone is a millionaire.
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Me and the boys are out here dedicating this last round of Sunday golf to all the women around the world.
Solidarity ✊
#DontWorryWeGotYou
#InternationalWomensDay
Many women are writing in to share International Women’s Day PRO TIPS today:
“Bake a cake ahead of time on Friday so you can just eat in on the holiday on Sunday.
No work. No cleanup!”
- Responsible Woman in Ohio
#InternationalWomensDay
No worries! the dishes can wait in the sink until tomorrow.
Today is for you!
#WeGotYou!!
#InternationalWomensDay
ATTN All Women
Post a pic of your FEET in this thread below.
Show the world we all Stand Together on International Women’s Day !
#WeStandOnTheseFeet 🦶
#Solidarity ✊
#InternationalWomensDay
INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY
Attention ALL Women: Today is your day!
#WeWillAllowIt
International women are my favorite type of international people.
#InternationalWomensDay
I’ve held back from DM-ing any unsolicited dick pics until tomorrow.
#International_Womens_Day
#solidaritytoAllWomen
ATTENTION all women:
Today is international women’s day!
It’s the best day to ask men permission to allow you to do something. Go for it! Ask permission today!
#InternationalWomensDay
#wemightsayyes
You should smile more !
It’s #InternationalWomensDay !!
INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY
Today is a great day for women to go out and just have the whole day for yourselves.*
*bring the kids with you, they wanna celebrate with you
Your conformity is appreciated.
Thank you for your cooperation.
BREAKING : CELEBRATIONS START EARLY
I’ve already put the toilet seat down and #InternationalWomenDay isn’t until tomorrow!!
I got a scab that is at prime picking stages.
Give me strength.
So many of you are unemployed.
I can pay you half as much.
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No Kings 2 is going to be LIT !!
#NoKingsForRealsThisTime
I got some guacamole on my dress shirt.
#Friday 🥑
Omg this is OUTRAGEOUS
I’m gonna VOTE so HARD!
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Covid is over.
Over here, over there, everywhere.
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Pro Tip:
Never work at a company where you’re just an employee. Work where you are considered one of the family.
#KnowYourWorth
My company said they would offer me 401k but they gave it to me with 0k
#DadJokes
Anyone else catch that mysterious thing going around …
… where all your pants in your closet have shrunk over the winter ?
🙋🏻♂️
#SomethingIsGoingAround
How many weeks of groceries can you buy with your 401k this year ?
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International Women’s Day is only 23 hours long in USA.*
*daylight savings ends on Sunday 3/8
#InternationalWomensDay
Oooof
It’s 2026 and you’re STILL not masking in public ? 😷
#SlowLearners
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FILL IN THE BLANKS:
Covid shrinks _ _ _ _ _.
Who else loves international women 🙋🏻♂️ ?
#InternationalWomensDay2026