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Matt Bonney

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Semi-professional nerd, hobbyist Swift developer, and Magic: the Gathering player. Iโ€™m building a few apps, one of which is #Wotter ๐Ÿ’ง, my water-tracking app.

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My wife and I drafted Mystery Booster 2 twice over the weekend, and in every way that was a better use of money than supporting another UB set.

02.03.2026 16:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is holding a pair of glasses over a woman 's eye . ALT: a man is holding a pair of glasses over a woman 's eye .

Twelve and the sonic sunglasses beg to differ

26.02.2026 14:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Prototyped a Hacker News client over the weekend that allows viewing both the linked article and the comments at once.

24.02.2026 13:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m going back and playing through the first Hades, now that Iโ€™ve beaten Hades 2, andโ€ฆ wow.

Hades 1 feels like a much less forgiving game. The difficulty curve feels higher.

Iโ€™m kinda glad I played 2 first. ๐Ÿ˜‚

15.02.2026 15:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.

25.01.2026 01:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 23334 ๐Ÿ” 11262 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 440 ๐Ÿ“Œ 692
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Why wonโ€™t anyone stop ICE from masking? Americans do not like masked secret police.

Why wonโ€™t anyone stop ICE from masking?

25.01.2026 15:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 237 ๐Ÿ” 54 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

The same people who pushed for states to be open carry are the ones saying having a gun on you (if that's even true) is grounds to be murdered by state agents.

24.01.2026 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1606 ๐Ÿ” 481 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35 ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

Hades 2!

22.01.2026 21:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Death to Chronos.

22.01.2026 02:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To recap: the two major parties refuse to rein in the reign of a demented sociopathic king who daily is marching us into both World War III and the next Civil War simultaneously because a Black president once made fun of him and also the Special Boy wasn't given the Shiny Golden Medal he covets

19.01.2026 16:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1722 ๐Ÿ” 417 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 42 ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
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This is why you can't afford RAM anymore

14.01.2026 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 5715 ๐Ÿ” 1543 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

Just recently started Hades 2.

My face the first time I fought the second boss: ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

My face the first time I fought the second boss *after beating it*: ๐Ÿ˜ต

04.01.2026 22:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I upscaled some of my favorite default wallpapers ever from the Palm Prฤ“ and they turned out shockingly good parkerortolani.blog/2026/01/02/m...

02.01.2026 22:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said โ€œmaybe one day when this city is safe weโ€™ll returnโ€ before walking away

01.01.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 7662 ๐Ÿ” 1362 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 91 ๐Ÿ“Œ 48
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White House demands British supermarkets stock chlorinated chicken White House pushing Sir Keir Starmer to make concessions on food standards

2016 : "Brexit will give us chlorinated chicken"

Brexiters : "PROJECT FEAR!!!"

2025 : "White House demands British supermarkets stock chlorinated chicken"

29.12.2025 18:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 53 ๐Ÿ” 23 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Iโ€™m a die-hard iPhone mini user, but this form factor will be a drastic enough change to justify a wider phone

28.12.2025 15:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tinted glass icons continue to be the one area that iOS 26 truly excels. Love love love this.

23.12.2025 15:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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16.12.2025 22:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 808 ๐Ÿ” 116 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22 ๐Ÿ“Œ 44

My cat: *meow*

Me: i agree, billionaires SHOULD pay taxes

05.12.2025 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh fuck yeah, an idea for a new app! Time it make it my whole personality for the next six months

18.11.2025 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm glad they're doing a Mario Galaxy movie, that game had my favorite storyline of the entire franchise (Bowser kidnaps the princess and Mario has to go rescue her)

14.11.2025 19:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 336 ๐Ÿ” 23 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Every day I miss Ctrl-Walt-Delete

29.10.2025 22:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
WALT MOSSBERG is walking through a convention hall at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas when a man starts screaming at him. The screamer, Hugh Panero, blames Mossberg for his company's recent problems: falling stock price, a sudden plunge in consumer interest. Mossberg is annoyed but hardly intimidated. As the author of the weekly "Personal Technology" column in The Wall Street Journal, he's used to dealing with disgruntled execs. He lets Panero shout. A crowd is gathering. Finally, Mossberg yells back, "I don't give a fuck about your stock price!"

WALT MOSSBERG is walking through a convention hall at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas when a man starts screaming at him. The screamer, Hugh Panero, blames Mossberg for his company's recent problems: falling stock price, a sudden plunge in consumer interest. Mossberg is annoyed but hardly intimidated. As the author of the weekly "Personal Technology" column in The Wall Street Journal, he's used to dealing with disgruntled execs. He lets Panero shout. A crowd is gathering. Finally, Mossberg yells back, "I don't give a fuck about your stock price!"

I think about this Walt story every day but some days a lot more than others

29.10.2025 21:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 441 ๐Ÿ” 38 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I guess technically his ability re-triggers at the end of every step and phase.

29.10.2025 16:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The field notes style from Bloomburrow is back!

28.10.2025 18:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.

12.10.2025 16:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 24769 ๐Ÿ” 6819 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 769 ๐Ÿ“Œ 680

Chilled weekend to all of you

03.10.2025 10:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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03.10.2025 10:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not Magic-related, but cool and cathartic as hell. Remember that you are not obligated to tolerate bigotry and hatred in your spaces. Stand up, band together, and push back against Nazi shit. There's no place for it here, despite the worst of us wanting to insist otherwise

02.10.2025 15:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 85 ๐Ÿ” 20 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is how good people do business.

28.09.2025 21:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0