Fawksey Moron - PNW Guy 🦋

I did too lol

Japan is ~5k miles from Oregon, yet they shelled/bombed the coast in 1942.

For the approximate cost of around 11 days of war on Iran, we could instead provide free school meals nationwide for an entire year.

I think that's a feature of this for them; they're going to decimate our stores and then campaign on the Dems being weak because our stores are low and demanding money for military spending.

hanging out and ripping a bowl and croaking "i'm a visionary bro. my mind dances" while you're still holding it in would hit so hard. it would be the funniest thing.

my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.

It's one tanker Michael, how many trash cans could it possibly take, 10?

This.

Super weird.

what the fucking fuck

They're going to pass a bunch of nonsense like this and then yell incessantly about missing votes.

Were biological women at risk of not being in women's sports?

Current POTUS line of succession: Vance, Johnson, Grassley, Rubio, Bessent, Hegseth, Bondi, Burgum, Rollins, Lutnick, Chavez-DeRemer, RFK Jr, Turner, Duffy, Wright, McMahon, Collins, Noem/Mullin

Line of succession...is this bad?

Note: Noem will be replaced (presumably) by Mullin, who is also dogshit.

I feel like "I'm a visionary"-level of narcissism must be a side effect of adrenochrome

hahahahahahahaaaaa

They're so utterly detached from objective reality that they'll try and reason away why nobody likes them to being a "visionary alone at the top" lmfao

Wait this is REAL?? We are a goddamned mockery

Trump is going to do something "genius" like negotiate production cuts with OPEC.

here’s a crazy fact: more Americans have been killed in disputes over parking spots than on the NYC subway this year

Netflix really leaning into "Joan is Awful"

Awe man, I already hate him too. Darn.

Yeah that one was really good too, in an 80s splatter type of way. Problem I had with that movie (though I enjoyed it) is you pretty much knew the entire story before watching. Still fun - loved it for Demi as a comeback; really brave choice for her.

It might’ve been really good? But also really bad? Acting was great for sure

Acting was fantastic; as a father of an autistic kid I was kind of immediately disappointed in how they played that character, plus I clocked the ending early so those influenced my overall.

The Independent

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Craig, what did I just watch

Maybe shouldn’t have looked forward to it lol - that was weird af

Fucking WHAT

Followed. THANK YOU

There is not a single redeeming quality to be found in the entirety of this administration. Not a single goddamned thing.

The Birdcage may be the best work of all 3 of these actors; absolutely brilliant all the way through.