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Lain Kaplan πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ’—πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

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Level 40+ linguist and trans woman. She/her. Interests: Judaism, human rights, LGBTQ joy, MTG, comics, language, fashion, feminism. Obnoxious fitness affictionado. Fash begone.πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβœ‘οΈ Black Trans Lives Matter.

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Of, not if. FFS.

12.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On another platform I blocked a Jewish woman calling trans people mentally ill and saying that genocide if trans people wasn’t happening.

I cannot abide a kapo.

12.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They never know a damn thing.

12.03.2026 11:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can read and write Hebrew. NGL, when Japanese media uses it to depict an otherworldly language or magical text… it gets annoying to put it lightly.

12.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Toxic Christian bullshit forgiveness norms are terrible. Nobody should have to accept an apology if the harm wasn’t repaired and compensation wasn’t made.

11.03.2026 22:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, you can bet your ass I’m gonna be on that exact same bus tomorrow. I took an earlier one than I normally do.

Goddamn, trans women are just some of the most beautiful creatures on God’s earth, aren’t we.

11.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good question. I have a friend who is a dispatcher for a rail line, so…

It can happen. It does happen. But there are lots of reasons for a track to have issues. Leaves are just one of them. And given the UK’s love of euphemism, my best guess is, they probably abuse it.

11.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She got ready to get off. I managed to tell her β€œhey, you look really cool today”. β€œYou too.”

Ah, life is good.

11.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

She has looked at me. Briefly. When you are on a Philly bus, you must be aware. ARGH. But I do not want to disturb, and I must get off soon.

Not like that.

11.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

AAAAAAH. This is so intolerable. I want to compliment her!

11.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There is a gorgeous trans woman sitting directly across from me on this bus. She is intently highlighting passages in her book.
I want to distract her, but it would be rude to do so. And I am not at my best.

11.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think Canada is going to save us.

11.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's looking increasingly like these guys thought that if they could wreak more death and destruction than the other side then they would be respected as strong powerful men and they would "win" and that would make them big important heroes. Very possibly they had no rationale deeper than that.

11.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 12433 πŸ” 2135 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 230

Quislings. Feh.

11.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This isn’t insane or anything

10.03.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 0

The One True Shepard was an excellent choice. Dudebro Shep would be the guy telling the guy at the switch to not listen and pick a or b.

11.03.2026 07:54 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the purpose of a system is what it does

11.03.2026 07:27 πŸ‘ 1334 πŸ” 363 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 12

Conservatives: the market should provide healthcare

Those needing gender affirming medication: Yay. No gatekeeping if I do it myself

Conservatives: no, I didn’t mean you. Supply and demand applies to cisgenders only

18.10.2024 09:35 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even as a cynical scholar of rape culture, I'm shocked that this isn't the headline story on domestic politics everywhere right now. It's just an unfathomable abuse of power, in clear violation of the law.

10.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 2615 πŸ” 1047 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 16

β€œSocial murder” is a term created by Friedrich Engels to describe the premature death of marginalized people due to political, social, or economic oppression.

What is happening right now in America is the premeditated, calculated, & planned extermination of children who are trans. This is genocide.

26.09.2024 20:09 πŸ‘ 2991 πŸ” 1297 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 32

I AM DYING

11.03.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Overheard at work:
β€œI wasn’t listening to you, I thought that was a private conversation.”
β€œNo, I was kvvvv-vetching at you. It’s such a pain.”

I avoided interjecting. Kvetch is one syllable though. Stretching it unnecessarily is weird.

10.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(Also, as a trans woman, I don’t really do camp.)

10.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh, a good one.
My drag name would be Shawnda 40DD Goyim. But I know the wrong people would get big mad about it.

10.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

like Christians that discover that the Talmud exists are frequently like JEWS ARE SO VENAL, THEIR HOLY BOOKS ARE ALL ABOUT *MONEY*!!!

and like, they’re the legal and economic corpus for a functioning community?

y’all are the ones that decided to separate out religion from everything else?

10.03.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I was at CPJ for nearly a decade, helping to free journalists imprisoned by repressive governments around the world.

Never in the US.

Trump is destroying American principles. Free Estefany RodrΓ­guez now.

10.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Begging these people to read my paper on how we should be evaluating evidence in a way that makes actual sense.

10.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 152 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

Let’s make this a JSky meme.
Combine a band or movie name with something Jewish.
I’ll start.

Daf Punk Yomi
#judaism

10.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

That fucking owl was part of some of my worst days of dysphoria. He pisses me off any time I see his ugly mug.

10.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know I broke my streak Duo, but an image of you crying with the caption "No more Yiddish?" is a bit much. I am not personally killing Yiddish because I have fallen off on my practice.

10.03.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0