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Seattle | attempts at humor, use of the Oxford comma, and occasional puppy pics.

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Ruben Ray Martinez: Footage shows US citizen shot by ICE agent in Texas traffic stop The Department of Homeland Security did not disclose Martinez was shot by one of its agents until almost a year later.

Newly released footage shows an ICE agent killing Rubin Ray Martinez, 23, in his car in Texas.

"He was shot at point-blank range through his side window by an ICE agent who was in no danger."
www.bbc.com/news/article...

07.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 5249 πŸ” 3345 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 224

what for

05.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 179 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure how to grade Ohio AD Slade Larscheid yet. Had an extremely weird situation with the coach he inherited and made an easy hire to replace him.

Coming from SDSU in the FCS, curious to see what he does from a fundraising perspective in the quagmire that is the MAC.

05.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Something that drives me crazy is driving in traffic, and there's a slow car in the middle lane. I pull up next to them and they HOLDING THEIR PHONE SPEAKER UP TO THEIR MOUTH TO TALK INTO IT.

Does nobody have conversations in the car with bluetooth??? That's the whole point of all this tech!

05.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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He was 51 in 1988 when they won the national title. He looks 80 here πŸ˜‚

05.03.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lou Holtz was fired as head coach at Arkansas because he kept taping campaign ads for Jesse Helms.

He was too racist for Arkansas. In 1983.

04.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 1769 πŸ” 454 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 23

Went to a bakery there and they had an option for a pie flight. Tried 3 different sliced of pie and all were phenomenal. Also great outdoors there.

05.03.2026 05:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was only good because Rece Davis was the host. May and Holtz were awful together.

05.03.2026 05:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Normal place we live in. Excellent work you fucking asswipes.

05.03.2026 05:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah that's the good stuff.

05.03.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I never knew my mom's dad. He died before I was born and was out of my mom's life by the time she was a teenager.

My dad's dad owned a restaurant/bar for years in his hometown where seemingly everyone knew him. Fun fact so did grandma, in a completely separate restaurant/bar across town.

05.03.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Close to 650 federal agents remain in Minnesota weeks after border czar announced end of operation There are still more than quadruple the 150 agents Tom Homan said there would be in the state by the end of last week.

They’re still lying to us.

www.startribune.com/close-to-650...

05.03.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 2026 πŸ” 885 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 28
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a cartoon chef is sitting at a table with his mouth open and the words `` swedish noises '' above him . ALT: a cartoon chef is sitting at a table with his mouth open and the words `` swedish noises '' above him .
03.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

just became aware of this--the regime wants to clear-cut massive chunks of Oregon's old growth forests in the name of timber production.

you have until March 23rd to comment.

i know we have endless fucking things to scream at politicians about--this is an important one too.

28.02.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 2691 πŸ” 2684 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 50
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You cannot talk like this about any other minority in America.

And if it was any other president’s adviser who said something like this about any other minority, it’d be the instant end of their presidency.

02.03.2026 07:54 πŸ‘ 23873 πŸ” 5954 πŸ’¬ 1730 πŸ“Œ 632

If any team finishes below .500 in their conference they shouldn't be in.

01.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is the gaffe that she quit a super lucrative national tv job to make YouTube videos that get 300 views?

01.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 364 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

The Department of Education has hung a massive banner honoring a racist college dropout who built a lucrative career out of targeting professors for harassment

01.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 5650 πŸ” 1704 πŸ’¬ 200 πŸ“Œ 73

Alex what about Kirk Ferentz holding back Iowa's offense from incredible greatness because he kept his son Brian as the OC?

*checks notes about life without Brian* you know what nevermind.

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01.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A couple of republicans in Congress could end this any time they wanted by honoring their oath to uphold the constitution

28.02.2026 08:31 πŸ‘ 754 πŸ” 184 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 9

We're all trapped in the twisted reality of a few because they lack the imagination to see other people as human. That's literally it.

28.02.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 332 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Operation Mustache You a Question

28.02.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I keep seeing this on my timeline and I'm concerned people don't understand how many 24 tacos is.

Drinking light beer over 24 hours is probably the easiest part of this depending on your age. I thought about this during the Super Bowl when I downed at least 7 in 7 hours.

27.02.2026 05:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
new york times headline, "t. rex ran on its tiptoes 'like an 8-ton chicken'"

new york times headline, "t. rex ran on its tiptoes 'like an 8-ton chicken'"

the only nyt headline you should care about today:

25.02.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 394 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 19

I for one am genuinely shocked that a pathological liar would just up and change the agenda of an interview.

23.02.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What if it turns out evil terrorists are plotting a hockey-themed attack, as depicted in the Jean-Claude Van Damme movie Sudden Death AND the Michael Scott movie Threat Level: Midnight, and Kash Patel is on a secret FBI mission to crack the case.
I bet you’ll feel real dumb about your little posts

23.02.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 226 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

I think this happens to women with dating apps.

22.02.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The OG Zelda is still so much fun to play. Thank you @nintendousa.bsky.social for having that on Switch Online.

21.02.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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She has an agenda bc she got stuck in traffic caused by this guy. Flourishing. In his lane.

21.02.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0