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Nothing but half-baked logic and wild assumptions

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This is the type of unpredictable, dangerous, and frankly impulsive behavior I thought autonomous driving was supposed to avoid. And I can’t help but wonder, if that empty car had hit me head on or side swiped me, who would be held accountable for driving so recklessly?

27.02.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Suddenly, in the MIDDLE of the intersection it signals left (literally a single flash) and turns SHARPLY left directly in front of me. Thankfully I had time to slam on the breaks.

27.02.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We both pulled up to opposite ends of a four way stop controlled intersection. I was turning left and had my blinker on, it wasn’t signaling anything. After stopping it began to enter the intersection and then I did the same, intending to turn behind after it had cleared.

27.02.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So I nearly just got into an accident with a fucking @waymo.bsky.social.

27.02.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Triples luge, you cowards

21.02.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 263 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 6

starting a band with a guy who just changed his name to luis and some different shades of color

newly luis and the hues

07.02.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Two dumb bitches telling each other β€œExactlyyyy”

20.01.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s so much stuff in modern society like this, where β€œbeing/doing [good thing] is pretty easy, it’s just that [bad thing] is much easier”

13.11.2025 16:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not even that. Being a decent man is actually pretty easy, it’s just that being a bastard is a lot easier

13.11.2025 16:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is 100% my nonbinary afab husband’s experience. Once the pressure to *be* femme was lifted, they could genuinely enjoy *choosing* to dress and appear femme (or not!)

08.11.2025 17:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To paraphrase @hbomberguy.bsky.social:

From whom, fucking Aquaman?!

08.11.2025 16:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What is Lasagnastan?

22.10.2025 13:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s something vaguely unsettling about a small child at the farmer’s market playing My Way on the violin

19.10.2025 15:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In 6 months Trump’s going to give this dude a medal

17.10.2025 16:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bill, we’ve been trying to tell you, we need to organize the spiritual attacks in shifts! Let the neo-marxists in more convenient time zones take over while you get some rest

17.10.2025 15:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
17.10.2025 11:58 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

when u think about it, nunchucks are just very chunky circular knitting needles

07.10.2025 04:50 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

05.10.2025 09:08 πŸ‘ 38295 πŸ” 17037 πŸ’¬ 829 πŸ“Œ 2407

IT IS TIME!

23.09.2025 12:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Even better when it literally *just* disappears a guy and you have a full set of clothes floating in mid air for half a second before falling to the ground

06.09.2025 02:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚/😭

25.08.2025 16:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh! Figures it’d be him

03.08.2025 03:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Should we be reading anything into this apparently being your sixth β€œsad” comic?

01.08.2025 01:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
About DragThing

Maybe you’re thinking of DragThing? www.dragthing.com/english/abou...

29.07.2025 13:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIt’s not stalking, it’s called journalism” is such a perfect comic line I really couldn’t believe this wasn’t satire

26.07.2025 14:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Outback Jesus: β€œYou call that a crucifix? THIS is a crucifix!”

24.07.2025 13:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The success of Sinners tells me the theatrical experience isn't dying. People just want good fucking movies.

The success of Superman tells me it isn't superhero fatigue. People just want good fucking movies.

21.07.2025 00:15 πŸ‘ 1084 πŸ” 351 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 9

Would absolutely be a declaration of war

10.07.2025 16:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0