JF

move over miketober...theres a new scary kid on the block.

being able to get a glass of whiskey at the barber shop has got to feel really good if you're stupid as fuck

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Sen. Markwayne Mullin has died of taking a standardized third grade reading level test. He is expected to be replaced at the Department of Homeland Security by two stray dogs humping.

no i didnt

Playing an awesome new movie trivia game with our friend @johncullen.bsky.social! Then we've got 25 more DVDs for DVD War! Wow! twitch.tv/gooffkings

"can't string together a cogent sentence left alone an argument" lol guy was fiddling with his fuckin jack off glasses so hard he made an ironic typo. and hes english. case closed

me when someone goes to the bathroom: No problem. i'll stay outside the bathroom wearing my regular glasses that don't do anything.

guys who live in Mission Bay: Great! I'll join you with a small piece of paper glued to one side of my glasses frames and start making weird hand gestures 👍

based on this defense of meta's glasses recording people going to the bathroom, it kind of seems like this guy @robll.bsky.social wants to record people going to the bathroom. i personally wouldnt do that but to each his own.

i love the mad magazine game

no. no one has ever done that. you're the first to think of it. is that what you wanted?

It's March 2nd today, and you know what that means...BRING IT IN, GUYS!!!

*every character from every known game, cartoon, comic, TV show, movie, and book reality come in with everything for driving criminal oil baron Aubrey McClendon's 2013 Chevrolet Tahoe 88mph into a concrete overpass*

Joey eating fast food

no i thought it was cool of you to show it off.

i got a spongebob tattoo and i retweet spongebob fan accounts all the time and i went on a podcast with a spongebob influencer and told him i loved his podcast and appreciated being on. but all of my friends will "freak out" if you say i like spongebob. and well, thats basically just, totally normal

yeah but you gotta admit. your analogy turned out not to be literally true. so,

stupid

if i wanted to see a bunch of pointless swipes id just check your tinder history

makes ya think

Just in his own words, he can say something like "It's the LAST DAY to lock in YKS Premium for $5. Tomorrow, HaleFlation takes effect for all new subscribers!" and then make sure he includes the link to patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks so audience knows where to sign up. thx!

not that it makes much difference but this is not a real picture of a person.

yeah it's for losers like us. thats what im saying!!

Media empires, from tycoons down to street journalists, pursue their own interests, only sometimes aligned with those of the public. Al Capone understood this, and masterfully exploited their need for good lines & stories to corrupt the media--inspiring a whole movie genre: youtu.be/61vooptsVmE?...

when she wont let you see Chris Pratt's new techno-thriller "Mercy" in Fully Immersive 3D with Premium Sound and Light Refreshments Such as Diet Cola

If you don't like nuanced discussion of filmatic themes, cinema, etc., then this may not be the show for you. And very little of this earth is.

not everything went to film school dude. sometimes a movie is just a damn flick. - jf freud

very possible i will laugh at this forever and ever

Scrooge from Muppet Christmas Carol: You there, boy! What day is it? Bean Bunny: Why, it’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil, sir! Scrooge: Then I haven’t missed it!