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inventing a whole ass job that never existed just tells me that she’s got ridiculous dirt & leverage on him for some likely unspeakable things

Secretary Kristi Noem • 8h Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren. The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.

the what?

don’t you dare help confirm him @democrats.senate.gov

time for the big boy job

MEDIAITE "We were in the clothes we'd been wearing for like 24 hours," Kappy says. "We get on this bus, and it's a couple-hour bus ride and people were kind of leaning on their spouse's shoulder and falling asleep. And this idiot starts walking up and down the bus with his camera and anyone who fell asleep, he would put his finger in their nose and take a picture." "I said [to myself, 'If] that idiot comes near me when I fall asleep, I'm going to punch him," Kappy told us. "And I said to Dave: 'This is a U.S. congressman?'" That congressman? Markwayne Mullin.

well—

they didn’t stay friends with him

A former House Republican and his wife claimed that in 2015, Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-OK) - then a congressman - took photos of himself putting his finger up the noses of sleeping lawmakers and their spouses during a visit to Israel.

MEDIATE Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel Michael Luciano | Nov 17th, 2023, 4:12 pm

your new nominee for secretary of @homelandgov.bsky.social

terror level eggshell

can we make that terror level cerulean?

like 15 years ago near major hubs & southern border you could find solid stuff unless you had some ridiculous connection but it’s all shit now & the past decade has had increasing presence of fentanyl adulteration so it’s not even really worth it even recreationally.

i bet it wasn’t even good cocaine

I don’t believe Noem, I have no reason to believe Homan either.

There *are* fewer than before. But they are still doing harm here and elsewhere.

Abolish ICE.

oh dear

how’s that weird? he was a juggalo.

but also shit like this isn’t exactly giving me a whole lot of hope

can i just say: i am not actually wanting or hoping to be right about this

damn. i miss that one pancake/crepe dude now.

since moving into my building i’ve lived in perpetual jealousy of the resident who got unit #1312; at times wondering if they know their fortune

anyways, the devs need the users more than the users need them

they’re like the skeleton & medulla oblongota while the posters are the rest of the organs/tissues/parts of the brain that make the personality/clusterfuck of hormones for a cornucopia of reasons

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💞 more civil 💞

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damn, this screenshot feels like it’s gonna be getting some mileage now lol

it’s such a classic. then watch him get replaced with hawley who has that classic footage of running away.

follow back tonite? 👀
no follow back tonite queen?? 👀👀

fuck you you’re being rude (tonite queen 👀)

bitch you’re doing the pancakes vs waffles analogy on a site full of communist french toast connoisseurs.

don’t trust any notion of markwayne maybe “looking” less evil; he’s just not had the juvederm for it yet

there was one time this was true

though i do wonder if this is one of those “monkeys paw curls” moments. markwayne is obviously not exactly the brightest bulb but is a loyalist so stephen miller puppet. i think it’s best to NOT confirm him considering he’s unsure if the u.s. is doing war in iran.

god imagine @jasmineforus.bsky.social replacing abbott as governor or paxton as the AG & how much fucking safer that alone could help keep the most marginalized folks in that state alone who’ve been going THRU it

there’s the sense of the devil you know when it’s finally flat out obvious they hate us

but also, i am currently still enjoying the lack of advertisements