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An image of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer with the the text "deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable" superimposed over it

An image of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer with the the text "deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable" superimposed over it

Your seasonal reminder!

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Horizons (2022)

19.11.2025 19:39 πŸ‘ 1090 πŸ” 281 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1
A traditional ink and marker doodle of my two anthropomorphic characters (Ashton and Katie) sitting in the grass and talking, with a string of speech bubbles floating above their heads filled with pictograms. The text on the top reads "The Art of..."
And at the bottom, continues "... Conversation...."

A traditional ink and marker doodle of my two anthropomorphic characters (Ashton and Katie) sitting in the grass and talking, with a string of speech bubbles floating above their heads filled with pictograms. The text on the top reads "The Art of..." And at the bottom, continues "... Conversation...."

The Art of... πŸ’¬

10.11.2025 20:10 πŸ‘ 639 πŸ” 161 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

i mean if its going spare.....

09.11.2025 06:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
We Have Enough Dead Friends
By Lena Oleanderson

Come over. The doors are open,
my flat's a mess and
so is my heart
but the doors are always open.
Come over. I will make soup,
probably from frozen but
the important thing is
we will both eat.

You don't have to be dying,
but if you are,
or you feel like you are,
or if living's been hard,
call me, and I will show up.
It doesn't have to be that bad,
it doesn't have to be bad at all,
but if it is, please call.

Do you want me to do the groceries?
Do you want me to mop the floors?
Do you need to be held;
you don't have to be dying to be held.
If you want me to be there, I want to.

I'm on the bathroom floor again,
and breathing is hard,
and eating's been hard, and sleeping,
the world is a laden thing
rolling around on my chest lately.
Just being alive is heavy tonight,
but we have enough dead friends.
Come over.

We Have Enough Dead Friends By Lena Oleanderson Come over. The doors are open, my flat's a mess and so is my heart but the doors are always open. Come over. I will make soup, probably from frozen but the important thing is we will both eat. You don't have to be dying, but if you are, or you feel like you are, or if living's been hard, call me, and I will show up. It doesn't have to be that bad, it doesn't have to be bad at all, but if it is, please call. Do you want me to do the groceries? Do you want me to mop the floors? Do you need to be held; you don't have to be dying to be held. If you want me to be there, I want to. I'm on the bathroom floor again, and breathing is hard, and eating's been hard, and sleeping, the world is a laden thing rolling around on my chest lately. Just being alive is heavy tonight, but we have enough dead friends. Come over.

I don't think I've come across a poem that taps into my ethos when it comes to navigating queer community within the context of a hostile world as much as "We Have Enough Dead Friends" by Lena Oleanderson.

I strive to make my home a sanctuary where other faggots feel safe and cared for.

03.11.2025 16:24 πŸ‘ 2749 πŸ” 1393 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 23
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β€ΌοΈπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Anniversary Comic (1/6) πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈβ€ΌοΈ

30.10.2025 16:31 πŸ‘ 3176 πŸ” 680 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 11
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Chainsaw Man is Never Gonna Score

23.10.2025 15:51 πŸ‘ 5524 πŸ” 2139 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 36
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わるいひと

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Optimistic artist

16.10.2025 16:02 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to Trans sound engineer moves her studio to Sweden, organized by Jill Larcebeau Hi, my name is Jill. I am the flesh-and-blood girl behind Kookie. I'm a… Jill Larcebeau needs your support for Trans sound engineer moves her studio to Sweden

I'm a trans sound engineer and I need your help.

I recently moved to Sweden to escape a pretty bad living situation. But in doing so I left all my studio equipment behind.

I want to drive there with my GF to grab things, but it's pricy.
without my studio I can't work anymore.

gofund.me/6fc295bb9

09.10.2025 18:52 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

yea ive smacked the backend with a wrench and i think its behaving now

30.09.2025 16:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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THE /PINCHING OFF A FAT ONE/ ISSUE - # 4 bigger and barker than ever.... we'll throw in a free pdf with ur physical order >:3

HHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRNNNNGGGGG

thebarker.bigcartel.com/product/the-...

30.09.2025 15:49 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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βœ¨πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Belated Pride Comic (1/4) πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈβœ¨

02.09.2025 18:50 πŸ‘ 5783 πŸ” 1834 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 26

still got some space left! dming this account actually does not work because the age id verify stuff is Broken ❀️

19.08.2025 11:54 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Stripe A
Stripe is currently a major priority, as they have the ability to deny itch.io's eligibility to their services according to itch.io's owner.
β€’ 354 Oyster Point Blvd. South San Francisco,
CA 94080 US (United States HQ)
β€’ 10 BOULEVARD HAUSSMANN, 75009 PARIS
(France HQ)
β€’ Grand Canal Street Lower, The One Building,
Dublin D02 HD59 (Ireland HQ) (yes, it's called The One Building)
β€’ +1 888 926 2289 - State you are from California when calling this number
β€’ 1(888) 963-8955 (San Franeisco HQ)
β€’ 353 1 903 8449 (Ireland HQ)
β€’ (877) 887-7815 (Customer Support/Complaints)
β€’ UPDATED +33-805-11-19-67 (France-HQ) Seems like the line was disconnect due to our calls.
β€’ complaints@stripe.com
β€’ Complaints Form

UPDATED Stripe A Stripe is currently a major priority, as they have the ability to deny itch.io's eligibility to their services according to itch.io's owner. β€’ 354 Oyster Point Blvd. South San Francisco, CA 94080 US (United States HQ) β€’ 10 BOULEVARD HAUSSMANN, 75009 PARIS (France HQ) β€’ Grand Canal Street Lower, The One Building, Dublin D02 HD59 (Ireland HQ) (yes, it's called The One Building) β€’ +1 888 926 2289 - State you are from California when calling this number β€’ 1(888) 963-8955 (San Franeisco HQ) β€’ 353 1 903 8449 (Ireland HQ) β€’ (877) 887-7815 (Customer Support/Complaints) β€’ UPDATED +33-805-11-19-67 (France-HQ) Seems like the line was disconnect due to our calls. β€’ complaints@stripe.com β€’ Complaints Form

PayPal !
Unfortunately, PayPal doesn't seem to have any e-mail address, as it uses its website's customer support. You will need to log in to your PayPal account if you wish to access Customer Support lines or messages. Here's a few lines we found so far :
β€’ 2211 N 1st St. San Jose, CA 95131 US
β€’ 1-402-935-2050 (US + Canada)
β€’ 1800 931 678 (Australia)
β€’ Customer Complaints Form (Australia)
β€’ enquiry@paypal.com thank you sassinthedark.bsky.social for the info!

PayPal ! Unfortunately, PayPal doesn't seem to have any e-mail address, as it uses its website's customer support. You will need to log in to your PayPal account if you wish to access Customer Support lines or messages. Here's a few lines we found so far : β€’ 2211 N 1st St. San Jose, CA 95131 US β€’ 1-402-935-2050 (US + Canada) β€’ 1800 931 678 (Australia) β€’ Customer Complaints Form (Australia) β€’ enquiry@paypal.com thank you sassinthedark.bsky.social for the info!

UPDAIED
MasterCard
β€’ 2000 Purchase St. Purchase, NY 10577
US
UPDATED +1 914 249 2000
β€’ CEO of MasterCard: 0 -> 6432224#
β†’> 1
β€’ President of Mastercard: 0 -
54757287425# β†’> 3
β€’ Play the roulette: 0 -> Any numbers until you get connected to someone
1 800 307 7309 (US) - Options for operator
: 1-1-2-2-2-1
List of toll-free numbers by region
1 636 722 6100 (St. Louis Office)
β€’ 914.249.2000 (Global Headquarters, US)
β€’ 636.722.6100 (Operaction Center, US)
β€’ 971.4.391.4200 (Dubai HQ)
β€’ 305.539.2300 (Latin America HQ)
β€’ 914.249.6518 (North America HQ)
β€’ 1-800-627-8372 (US Only)
β€’ 1800-120-113 (Australia)
β€’ +1-636-722-7111 (International)
β€’ customer_support@mastercard.com
List of executives' Linkedin profiles

UPDAIED MasterCard β€’ 2000 Purchase St. Purchase, NY 10577 US UPDATED +1 914 249 2000 β€’ CEO of MasterCard: 0 -> 6432224# β†’> 1 β€’ President of Mastercard: 0 - 54757287425# β†’> 3 β€’ Play the roulette: 0 -> Any numbers until you get connected to someone 1 800 307 7309 (US) - Options for operator : 1-1-2-2-2-1 List of toll-free numbers by region 1 636 722 6100 (St. Louis Office) β€’ 914.249.2000 (Global Headquarters, US) β€’ 636.722.6100 (Operaction Center, US) β€’ 971.4.391.4200 (Dubai HQ) β€’ 305.539.2300 (Latin America HQ) β€’ 914.249.6518 (North America HQ) β€’ 1-800-627-8372 (US Only) β€’ 1800-120-113 (Australia) β€’ +1-636-722-7111 (International) β€’ customer_support@mastercard.com List of executives' Linkedin profiles

UPDATED
Visa !
900 Metro Center Bivd, Foster City, CA
94404
NEW +1 650 432 3200 (Headquarters, US)
β€’ Ryan McInerney (CEO) - 4 ->
6246376397926#
β€’ Paul Fabara (Chief Risk Officer) - 4 - > 3222727285#
β€’ Kelley Tullier (Chief People and Corp. Affairs Officer) - 4 ->
885543753559#
β€’ Source
β€’ Thank you profbadvibes.bsky.social
for these finds!
1-800-847-2911 (US + Canada) - US Option
Selection for Operator: 1-1-2 / 1-1-3
β€’ List of phone numbers by region
β€’ 1-888-289-9322 (Confidential Compliance
Hotline)
β€’ askvisa@visa.com

UPDATED Visa ! 900 Metro Center Bivd, Foster City, CA 94404 NEW +1 650 432 3200 (Headquarters, US) β€’ Ryan McInerney (CEO) - 4 -> 6246376397926# β€’ Paul Fabara (Chief Risk Officer) - 4 - > 3222727285# β€’ Kelley Tullier (Chief People and Corp. Affairs Officer) - 4 -> 885543753559# β€’ Source β€’ Thank you profbadvibes.bsky.social for these finds! 1-800-847-2911 (US + Canada) - US Option Selection for Operator: 1-1-2 / 1-1-3 β€’ List of phone numbers by region β€’ 1-888-289-9322 (Confidential Compliance Hotline) β€’ askvisa@visa.com

CALL STRIPE
CALL PAYPAL
CALL MASTERCARD
CALL VISA

DO NOT. STOP. CALLING!
#rocktheboat

stop-paypros.neocities.org

13.08.2025 14:15 πŸ‘ 6110 πŸ” 5420 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 88

if u wanna read the barker youre gonna have to fight my seven evil artists

13.08.2025 22:45 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A small wooden dog kennel shaped like a house on grass in a garden

A small wooden dog kennel shaped like a house on grass in a garden

get in πŸ‘‡πŸ»

13.08.2025 11:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh hey 300 dogs and assorted animals in our gang now. ain’t that swell

13.08.2025 10:58 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
ceej holding a copy of the barker β€œbleak” issue

ceej holding a copy of the barker β€œbleak” issue

ceej tured to a two-page spread in barker that’s the wolfears interview

ceej tured to a two-page spread in barker that’s the wolfears interview

thank you so much again to @barker.news for interviewing me when i was touring the UK last year

pick up yr copy if you haven’t already: thebarker.bigcartel.com/product/issu...

11.08.2025 16:33 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

of 3? we still have some in stock! of 1 & 2? we won’t be doing reprints, but issue #1 is available digitally on our discord for free and issue #2 is available for purchase digitally on our website, or @clickertrained.com does still have some of #2 left, drop her a DM! -selkie

13.08.2025 10:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

escapism

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right ive updated the bloody website a bit so

barker.news

09.08.2025 12:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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DMing this account also works if u dont have discord

#thebarker

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πŸ•°οΈπŸΆ at her majestys post office

28.07.2025 12:21 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#awoostria

want a sidequest?

24.07.2025 15:37 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

its a fiver plus shipping but pro tip- if you can track down our newshound @clickertrained.com literally at awoostria right the fuck now then you dont have to pay for shipping

your copy may be slightly bitten/slobbered on tho

24.07.2025 14:42 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bet your ass

24.07.2025 14:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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