Joel Cunningham

Kristi Noem on her first day as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas

Kristi Noem has been named "Special Envoy to The Shield of the Americas"

Buster Bluth tellss Lucille Bluth "Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called 'Hero Squad.'"

Roses are red
Orchids are wired

Trump now seems to think all enemy governments operate like vampires, and all you gotta do is kill the main one

This is the most useless thought to have in 2026, but can you IMAGINE the outcry on the right if a Democrat senator broke the hand of a marine veteran speaking out against an illegal government action? We'd hear of nothing else for a literal decade

I love my cat but "doesn't piss in a box in your laundry room" really puts dogs in the pole position

Editor’s note (March 3): Carla Cunningham lost to Rodney Sadler on March 3, 70 to 22 percent.

Most satisfying editor's note ever

This is a murder just as much as the ICE killings that got more attention.

I love the old internet: www.ocelotfactory.com/hoban/index....

My daughter seems to have completely forgotten it. I think I read it to her when she was 9?

I read my daughter The Mouse and His Child just to have an excuse to read it out loud, I don't think she really liked it

I didn't come here to make friends. Unless, of course, you want to be my friend. In which case nothing would bring me greater joy

fox and friends branded murderers

Israel is not used to shooting at adults, and the US is not used to bombing people who can shoot back.

The whole "fighting the last war you fought" thing hits very different when you made a very big point of sniping children and blowing up hospitals and calling it a war.

You think she would have reached a more sensible conclusion, like her doctor vaccinated the kids in secret, or maybe they developed autism because she'd been vaccinated as a child

Parents Tried to Shield Their Children From Vaccines. Instead They Got Measles.

A little confused by "instead" here.

The saying isn't "fuck around, instead find out"

"Go" director's brother tells Trump admin to stop, is this anything

Got it. I'm sorry for your loss. To clarify: You want a eulogy for your father that's 𝘂𝗻𝗶𝗾𝘂𝗲, sounds 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘁, and captures the 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗶𝗺. I get it. He wasn't just your father — he was your Dad. Here a few options I came up with:

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.

And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

not meeting the moment marco

Asked who he would like to take over Iran, Mr. Trump gave a strikingly blunt answer. “Most of the people we had in mind are dead,” he said. “Now we have another group, they may be dead also, based on reports. So you have a third wave coming. Pretty soon we’re not going to know anybody.” When asked about a worst-case scenario, he said: “I guess the worst case would be we do this and somebody takes over who’s as bad as the previous person. Right, that could happen? We don’t want that to happen. It would probably be the worst, you go through this and in five years you realize you put somebody in who’s no better.”

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Every once in a while I'm going about my morning when I realize my wedding ring slipped off sometime in the night, and it's always so unsettling. In unrelated news, I wonder if 61 degrees is too cold to set the thermostat overnight

Not nearly enough Big Arch reviews. Maybe once this war thing cools down.

Unlimited amount of mashed potatoes, you say? I'd like to test that promise

Flip Republicans, who voted for Trump AFTER Jan. 6 and a bunch of hateful rhetoric? What are we doing here

I saw a Reddit prompt the other day that asked "Would you take $10M if it meant you could never use the internet again?" Unequivocally yes!

My friend Melissa, getting blurbed by STEPHEN KING???

had a death in the family and was almost completely off the internet for a few days & my observation is that there is too much happening too fast such that basic facts abt the world are difficult to ascertain unless you are mainlining info all the time & doing that seems to drive people insane

Is there tech purchase less satisfying than upgrading your Apple Watch? “Oh it’s exactly the same device but this one’s battery works!”