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26 - they/them - half goat, half dragon, all anxiety

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Comic. [Person with long hair announcing news. There are images of a sun with a smiley face labelled “last week” and a sun with a frowny face labeled “today.”] PERSON: A warning for solar flares and geomagnetic storms has been issued after new images from the solar and heliospheric observatory show that the big smiley face on the sun has turned into a frown.

Comic. [Person with long hair announcing news. There are images of a sun with a smiley face labelled “last week” and a sun with a frowny face labeled “today.”] PERSON: A warning for solar flares and geomagnetic storms has been issued after new images from the solar and heliospheric observatory show that the big smiley face on the sun has turned into a frown.

Solar Warning

xkcd.com/3215/

09.03.2026 20:09 👍 1726 🔁 233 💬 22 📌 8
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🎶 What is this Diddy Blud doing in Super Mario World? 💀

08.03.2026 16:56 👍 109 🔁 32 💬 1 📌 0

I'm half dragon, you can pet me

07.03.2026 14:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You talked me into it lol

06.03.2026 12:58 👍 3204 🔁 1447 💬 25 📌 3
A digital drawing depicting the AOL Running Man logo in a parody of the infamous "Loss" strip from the webcomic "Ctrl+Alt+Del".

The first frame depicts the main AOL Running Man bursting through a door, the second frame depicts the Running Man getting directions from a red and white receptionist, the third frame depicts a green and yellow figure telling the Running Man some bad news, and the last frame depicts the Running Man looking at a light yellow and white figure laying on a hospital bed. Text at the bottom reads "Connection Lost."

#art, #fanart, #aol, #cadcomic, #ctrlaltdel

A digital drawing depicting the AOL Running Man logo in a parody of the infamous "Loss" strip from the webcomic "Ctrl+Alt+Del". The first frame depicts the main AOL Running Man bursting through a door, the second frame depicts the Running Man getting directions from a red and white receptionist, the third frame depicts a green and yellow figure telling the Running Man some bad news, and the last frame depicts the Running Man looking at a light yellow and white figure laying on a hospital bed. Text at the bottom reads "Connection Lost." #art, #fanart, #aol, #cadcomic, #ctrlaltdel

dumb idea i had that somebody out there probably did before me

06.03.2026 22:09 👍 794 🔁 269 💬 8 📌 4

At least the live streams aren't equipped with smell-o-vision...

05.03.2026 22:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Windows 13 rumored to be "collecting hearts released from heartless" in an attempt to open Kingdom Hearts, sources say

04.03.2026 20:58 👍 5169 🔁 2217 💬 34 📌 39

Headbutts you affectionately.

04.03.2026 18:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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That one tune in Castlevania III... does it sound like a squeaky hinge, or maybe a plastic straw in a disposable cup?

03.03.2026 02:52 👍 524 🔁 234 💬 8 📌 2
A screenshot of the Chess.com app analysis screen where I stupidly moved my bishop to check the king but apparently it's brilliant

A screenshot of the Chess.com app analysis screen where I stupidly moved my bishop to check the king but apparently it's brilliant

I made a complete bonehead move and the chess app said "BRILLIANT"

03.03.2026 15:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Portrait for A3R1S ♦️

02.03.2026 19:07 👍 334 🔁 85 💬 10 📌 1
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03.03.2026 14:03 👍 161 🔁 36 💬 1 📌 1
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After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

02.03.2026 21:28 👍 13858 🔁 6243 💬 161 📌 64

Is it a slop machine or just a cheesy mosaic filter

02.03.2026 19:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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In Swedish, "blast" is what we call the tops/greens of root vegetables

02.03.2026 12:56 👍 92 🔁 22 💬 0 📌 0
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I found this weird cat, I think it's autistic or something

02.03.2026 03:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I just wanna pick him up and smooch him

02.03.2026 01:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My weirdest creation is almost old enough to drink.

27.02.2026 19:46 👍 8283 🔁 2437 💬 232 📌 25
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I downloaded Bryce 4 the other day and have had a blast tinkering with it. It's rly easy to get into and itches this specific part of my brain only this type of 90s CGI can reach. I wish I had known about it back in like highschool because I would've made a million renders with it for diff projects.

26.02.2026 20:25 👍 304 🔁 80 💬 8 📌 2

I don't know how to explain it but whenever I immerse myself in 90s CGI I can just hear my mind go completely quiet for once

01.03.2026 03:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's the movie version with higher art budgets

28.02.2026 22:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fancy sheep who is lowkey kinda evil

By @snowfoxy66.bsky.social

28.02.2026 17:08 👍 14 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
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27.02.2026 03:11 👍 174 🔁 38 💬 1 📌 1

There's a shabbos light switch that uses an optoisolator and a plastic blocking plate to avoid using electricity

26.02.2026 23:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@cpsc.gov You've got competition for funny posts

26.02.2026 20:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

L is no longer real 2401

25.02.2026 19:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chowder textures in roblox real

25.02.2026 16:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0