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Key Details of 13-Year-Old Trump Accuser’s Accounts Are Verified The newly corroborated details suggest the woman was truthful about numerous aspects of her life.

There is apparently credible evidence that the president of the United States is a pedophile. The comforting phrase “accused him without evidence” no longer fits this situation, and journalists must resort to the more perfunctory “hasn’t been formally charged.” www.thedailybeast.com/key-details-...

09.03.2026 12:50 👍 5852 🔁 2090 💬 77 📌 66

"there is a pedophile with dementia who has the power by law to kill everyone on earth for any reason at any time" is a literally true fact

09.03.2026 16:50 👍 96 🔁 18 💬 4 📌 1

the fact that this is public knowledge but it's scandalous and radical to say it is unfathomably weird, real king's clothes hours

09.03.2026 16:49 👍 74 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0

he is a pedophile who has dementia. none of this should be even slightly surprising and it's depressing that it is

09.03.2026 16:47 👍 312 🔁 46 💬 3 📌 0

what desperation looks like on MAGA state television.

09.03.2026 16:52 👍 741 🔁 128 💬 46 📌 2

True redemption doesn’t usually involve an increase in power and influence for those redeemed, and we should be wary of those who try to gain those privileges from a pose of repentance.

09.03.2026 12:17 👍 915 🔁 199 💬 25 📌 1

DoD obviously knows where it conducted TLAM strikes and could have acknowledged responsibility for this tragedy even while it investigated the attack.

08.03.2026 19:48 👍 452 🔁 133 💬 11 📌 1

The Discourse has become sort of numb to the fact that the richest guy on earth and owner of a major social media platform just routinely spits out the kind of nakedly white supremacist shit that until a decade ago you rarely saw outside of places like Stormfront.

09.03.2026 04:04 👍 3584 🔁 887 💬 24 📌 25

World’s highest stakes game of “not it!” ever.

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CBS: If you could tell the American public the US definitively did not bomb that elementary school in Iran, you would tell us, wouldn't you?

HEGSETH: I would say it's being investigated, which is the only answer I'm prepared to give

09.03.2026 00:24 👍 1703 🔁 467 💬 185 📌 48

A good example of why we need answers about strategy: We're destroying refineries and oil production. If the goal is to immiserate the Iranians and cut off their income, fine. (Not great thinking, but understandable.) But if it's regime change...uh, they're gonna need that rebuilt. So why do that?

08.03.2026 21:17 👍 2035 🔁 308 💬 156 📌 35

This morning: “We’re gonna blow the hell outta these people.”

Tonight: “Please be careful.”

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08.03.2026 16:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fuel leaking from the struck Shahran oil depot detonated inside Tehran's Shahran Boulevard storm drain network. #Iran

08.03.2026 14:11 👍 288 🔁 97 💬 13 📌 14

This is no different from Putin saying MH17 was shot down by Ukraine or Assad saying rebels gassed themselves.

07.03.2026 23:52 👍 7756 🔁 2435 💬 240 📌 62
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At Largest ICE Detention Camp, Staff Bet on Detainee Suicides, AP Reports Camp East Montana has received several 911 calls in the span of five months about immigrants trying to harm themselves.

Staff at the nation’s largest Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility have placed bets on which detainee will be the next to die by suicide, according to new reporting from the Associated Press based on 911 calls and detainee accounts.

07.03.2026 21:00 👍 9241 🔁 6025 💬 605 📌 1533

Who dresses him? Fetterman's valet?

07.03.2026 21:46 👍 72 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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He just had to wear his hat

07.03.2026 21:38 👍 2431 🔁 309 💬 378 📌 78

“Weird fiction’s Andor” is a really good description of this series.

07.03.2026 20:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Ruben Ray Martinez: Footage shows US citizen shot by ICE agent in Texas traffic stop The Department of Homeland Security did not disclose Martinez was shot by one of its agents until almost a year later.

Newly released footage shows an ICE agent killing Rubin Ray Martinez, 23, in his car in Texas.

"He was shot at point-blank range through his side window by an ICE agent who was in no danger."
www.bbc.com/news/article...

07.03.2026 14:18 👍 6093 🔁 3843 💬 0 📌 263

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

07.03.2026 15:46 👍 21703 🔁 6527 💬 89 📌 159

Dear Russia,

Iran's fire is making oil prices spike.

Spiking oil prices makes economic problems for us, so we're making it easier for you to sell more oil.

In sum, Iranian military success against us reduces economic pressure on you.

Just, you know, FYI.

Sincerely,
The geniuses leading America

07.03.2026 15:33 👍 1363 🔁 402 💬 49 📌 7

Pro se litigant calls out U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Eastern District of NC.

Magistrate judge refers to "fabricated quotations and misstatements of case holdings,” as well as “False or misleading statements” of how they were included. Two fabricated quotes are from Code of Federal Regulations.

06.03.2026 23:01 👍 149 🔁 30 💬 3 📌 5

Every once in a while I get a gift card in the mail with a letter from Costco saying "hey we got a better price, here's a refund on the item you already happily paid for".

They're one of the few companies I actually believe will do this.

06.03.2026 21:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
06.03.2026 03:00 👍 390 🔁 113 💬 16 📌 4

Mullin would be a fool to give up a Senate sinecure in Oklahoma he could keep for the rest of his life to take a job in this White House where he will, at best, be an unpopular high-profile secretary doing a difficult job with, in ten months, a very hostile Congress. If he lasts that long.

05.03.2026 19:12 👍 260 🔁 32 💬 19 📌 17

were we wearing a suit when we asked? did we say please and thank you? it’s important to be grateful.

05.03.2026 18:21 👍 1746 🔁 311 💬 37 📌 3

this move will simultaneously increase the average intelligence of the Trump cabinet and the U.S. senate

05.03.2026 18:50 👍 1613 🔁 206 💬 67 📌 17