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I find a large percent of fiction writing for me is deciding what a character knows (or doesn’t!) Is it funnier/sadder/scarier if they know everything in a situation or nothing at all? Which is most interesting: if they roll a 1 or a 20 on a skill check? Rarely the answer is anything in between.

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a little girl in a white dress with the words por que no los dos ALT: a little girl in a white dress with the words por que no los dos
27.02.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I got around to watching C.H.U.D. on a quiet afternoon not too long ago.

I couldn’t agree more. After putting aside the punchlines and the preconceptions, what’s left is a surprisingly watchable 70s time capsule and a great Daniel Stern performance!

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New prediction. It's a long shot, but I'm going to call it now just in case:

POTUS denies reality during the #SOTU so vehemently that he just vanishes from this plane of existence altogether.

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That’s a tough one.
In 1986, pop culture treated computers as either magical or a punchline. By 1996 every computer came bundled with a web browser and web addresses were being advertised on tv. I personally consider that time the birth of what we consider the modern world.

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β€œNo, Tintin was the boy’s name. His dog’s name was Snowy,” said your friend who was way smarter than you, evidently.

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Meanwhile in the good timeline, whomever is president saw the halftime show and they were like, β€œOh shit! The Puerto Rican power grid! We should totally get someone on that ASAP! Gracias seΓ±or Bunny!”

09.02.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s what I’ve been hearing. So it’s on my reading list β€” just not urgent.

06.02.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m curious about Polostan, but that Tom Tomorrow collection seems pretty fun β€” in a dystopian way.

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Judge Calls DOJ's Statements On Slavery Exhibit Display 'Dangerous' And 'Horrifying' Senior U.S. District Judge Cynthia Rufe told the Justice Department's attorneys, "β€œYou can’t erase history once you’ve learned it. It doesn’t work that way.”

A federal judge warned Justice Department lawyers that their statements on a slavery exhibit display in Philadelphia were "horrifying."

"You can’t erase history once you’ve learned it. It doesn’t work that way"

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A general strike for me means I won’t be laboring for others or purchasing consumer items. We will be also eating leftovers and avoiding streaming shows from any major platforms.

- doing labor for yourself is okay.
- protesting and demonstrating is recommended.
- porch beers are a-okay.

30.01.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Movies Theaters Will Sell a Melania Trump Popcorn Bucket This Weekend What a world.

An unfuckable popcorn bucket. I never thought I’d see the day. #filmsky

gizmodo.com/movies-theat...

29.01.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same to you friend!

26.01.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Pitt is my new favorite Shakespeare play. #tvsky

25.01.2026 05:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a maniac.
#letterboxd #lastfourwatched.

23.01.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fair enough. I just think it cannot be overstated how utterly messed up the Davos thing is. (including the presence of self-important footballers. :) )

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Careless People: A Cautionary Tale of Power, Greed, and Lost Idealism by Sarah Wynn-Williams An explosive insider account charting one woman's career at the heart of one of the most influent...

The Davos Economic Forum is the ultimate circle jerk where billionaires, politicians and celebrities decide the fate of nations and economies. There's a great book about the rise of Facebook where the author spends a chapter or two talking about this wank fest:
app.thestorygraph.com/books/f7e310...

20.01.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Charlie, meet Dan:
bsky.app/profile/dank...
:D

20.01.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: hums β€˜Hey Now!’
Jenny: is that Oasis?
Me: I’m a person of a certain age therefore I have at least three Oasis songs chambered and ready to go at any moment.

18.01.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because you can’t spell
β€˜InfErIorIty ComplEx’
without I-C-E.

16.01.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

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Rep. Don Bacon says House could impeach Trump if U.S. invades Greenland Rep. Don Bacon tells The World-Herald that there would be GOP support for an impeachment of Donald Trump if the U.S. invaded Greenland.

Why. Fucking. Wait!?

15.01.2026 04:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who is the greatest movie character and why is it Charly Baltimore from The Long Kiss Good Night? #filmsky

10.01.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Imagine being such a badass that universities are banning your work 2300 years later! That’s goals.

#philosophy #booksky #readbannedbooks

08.01.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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In Quantum Mechanics, Nothingness Is the Potential To Be Anything | Quanta Magazine Try as they might, scientists can’t truly rid a space or an object of its energy. But what β€œzero-point energy” really means is up for interpretation.

In a recent experiment, physicists cooled the organic molecule iodopyridine to almost absolute zero. Even at their chilled state, the molecule was vibrating. This is just one example of how, in the quantum world, motion persists at minimum energy.

07.01.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Also, product placement in books is incredibly inefficient advertising. Assuming one gets through the first 153 pages to get to the passage about a fizzy Coke and still thinks β€˜Yummy, gotta get me one!’ β€” more likely I would stay home, I’m just getting into this biography of John Stith Pemberton.

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β€œI am in perfect mental health!” Cried the man who randomly capitalizes words and signs his tweets like a letter β€” even though everyone else stopped doing those things years ago because it makes you look mentally unwell.

02.01.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The House of Dynamite writing process was most likely a list of dialog lines it would be terrifying to hear an authority figure say. Then it was simply a matter of filming every variation. #filmsky

01.01.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re in for a treat. The new season of Home for Christmas was a welcome surprise when it popped up in our watchlist.

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