Alexandre Tostivint 😶‍🌫️

Hey what happened with awscommunity.social ? I can't seem to be able to access it anymore :(

Your outie is skilled at replying to skeets on BlueSky.

A laptop sticker for an AWS specialty certification in shitposting

Pleased to announce I passed my first AWS specialty certification.

😱

Qu'est ce qu'il fait Fabrice Epelboin sur cette pétition ?!

Il y a des gens de Devoteam France ici ?

Fuite de données pour la fédération française de la montagne et de l'escalade ( cc @aeris.eu.org si c'est toi qui gère bonjourlafuite :) )

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n-ième rappel du jour : protégez FORTEMENT la sécurité de vos boîtes mails. Vraiment.
Si un pirate en prend le contrôle, vous allez être dans une merde absolu… Foutez de la 2FA dessus, a minima, et un mot de passe réellement robuste…

So apparently someone was able to book an hotel on Booking.com using my AMEX and my contact information.
I had my data leaked in Free, LDLC and other French retailers… 🙃
Cc @aeris.eu.org

2024 ou 2025 ?!

Franchement je sais pas comment tu fais pour supporter et répondre sans vaciller, vraiment. Tu donnes des cours ? 😅

Whoa. AWS appears to have started the process of deprecating EC2 reserved instances in favor of savings plans.

Pricing page removes them, new instance types can’t get them, documentation warns you away from them (and over to SPs).

A statement from The Onion about InfoWars.

Leaked video shows UnitedHealth CEO saying insurer will continue practices that combat 'unnecessary' care UnitedHealth Group CEO Andrew Witty said in a leaked internal video that the insurance company plays an important role in guarding against "unnecessary" and "unsafe" care.

C’est pas parti pour s’améliorer… www.foxbusiness.com/business-lea...

Still not here 🥲

One of the “joys” of being me is that due to my perceived reach, everyone’s nice to me.

Please, point out if someone’s a secret shithead. Confidentiality assured.

Perfect @microsoft.com is up i can annoy them about the missing ugly christmas sweater of 2024 😒

I was being sarcastic but I spoke with Steven David #AWS principal SA who gave a talk on it and confirmed this is an accurate comparison.

#AwsReInvent

The only thing they should not have copied from GCP 🤣

I mean now Aurora serverless is fixed so AWS kinda fixed it (but not the other serverless offering so far lol)

Can I disagree with that ? Serverless should scale to zero, if not this cost should not be seen to the customer. That’s why it’s okay for serverless to be a bit more expensive.

Cloudwatch is being partially Rewritten In Rust #reinvent

Today's third blog post on Aurora DSQL: this time looking at the write and commit path, and how conflicts are detected and handled: brooker.co.za/blog/2024/12...

Summary of @werner.social keynote at AWS re:Invent👇

I would not say mandatory but I’m pretty sure you will have to look over it when developing your solution 😁

Nonetheless, i dont want to be the guy who has to port an app developed with the microsecond feature outside of AWS cloud lol #Reinvent

From what I could have took from Werner’s presentation, his presentation of clock for distributed apps is as fascinating as scary #Reinvent

Every so often someone makes the same terrible discovery.

You can set a lifecycle policy but that’ll incur a transition cost for every object post-upload. It’s inefficient.

Please fix.

#awswishlist