Carl Winberg

You and your glamour.

Is this good?

Why the fuck are we watching anything other than the Rhys Carrè try? In slow motion.

While a weeping Micheal Sheen reads Dylan Thomas poems as a soundtrack

#IREvWAL

Wanna lead Iran?

The reaction in this Dublin pub to that Welsh try is why rugby is the sport. Outpouring of love for the big fella.

Still have the picture disc single somewhere.

tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.

child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.

Is this good?

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

Claude trained on the stolen corpus of human experience is not superintelligent but has gained the ability to lie confidently and exhibits the ambient, fluctuating anxiety we all have from living on in a web of theft, conquest, abuse and subjugation. Congrats losers you made a teen

I stole this from someone who didn’t use alt text. Alt text: a polymarket tweet that says “BREAKING: Anthropic CEO says Claude may or may not have gained consciousness, as the model has begun showing symptoms of anxiety.”

of course it has anxiety, you’re training it on multiple generations of anxious peoples’ content

I hate people who act like they're smarter than me just because they went to a fancy college and have a higher IQ and are gooder at thinkings.

man these job loss numbers

This can't be the same brain that knew all the channel numbers

A poster for Link.

40 years ago:
Link (UK)
Young graduate student Jane Chase becomes the new assistant to an eccentric zoology professor at the remote home he shares with two brilliant chimpanz...
1986-03-05
https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/62131

A poster for 1984.

70 years ago:
1984 (GB,US)
In a totalitarian future society, a man whose daily work is rewriting history tries to rebel by falling in love.
1956-03-06
https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/1984

Iran: look, it's simple. We literally just paint the silhouette of a plane on the ground. We literally just nail together some boxes in the shape of a tank. We literally just pull looney tunes shit. Their AI will make them spend $100 million to destroy $5 of arts and crafts.

the US: grok is this

My brain just went full optician.

Better? Or worse?

Better? Or worse?

New LEGO set for our times

So no written test I'm thinking

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’ https://theonion.com/netanyahu-these-so-called-genocide-experts-have-probably-never-committed-a-genocide-in-their-lives/

Widely regarded as one of the greatest East German films ever made, the 1966 TRACE OF STONES makes its worldwide Blu-ray debut in May from Eureka Entertainment as part of the Masters of Cinema series tinyurl.com/yfy66ew6

ending her career lying about an orwell quote while the entire room is getting news notifications about how she’s been fired and clearly doesn’t know it, perfect

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Vince McMahon reaction meme Panel 1 text: Markwayne Mullin Panel 2 text: reportedly fingered Panel 3 text: nostrils of colleagues and their spouses Panel 4 (laser eyes) text: during visit to Israel

oh baby

Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel

what fresh hell

The Shield of the Americas?

having a secretary of a bullshit american agency named markwayne actually feels exactly right

There it is: Noem out, Mullin in

"The Shield of the Americas" sounds fittingly fash though.