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Dog lover, reader, backpacker, nerd. Part of the glue that holds California’s Central Valley together.

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If Your System Can’t Explain Itself, You Don’t Own It The dashboard is green.

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#programming

20.01.2026 18:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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You don’t fuck with people’s food... 🖕🏻

"The Democrats are getting killed on the shutdown because we're closing up programs that are Democrat programs that we were opposed to. “ 😡🖕🏻

"Republican programs" would not be terminated.
—Trump Oct. 14, 2025
#SheShed

29.10.2025 17:42 👍 531 🔁 323 💬 67 📌 23

Can I walk around naked in front of it? Cause I can tell you an in person housekeeper does not appreciate it at all.

29.10.2025 03:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s like he was getting dressed in the mirror and asked himself, “hmm, does this make me look too evil, or just evil enough?”

28.10.2025 20:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have"

28.10.2025 17:48 👍 2192 🔁 463 💬 125 📌 18
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Whew! Sen. Susan Collins should be “very concerned”

She showed up as the main guest at a ribbon-cutting in Searsport, Maine. It backfired.

The crowd was not happy to have her: “Shame. Shame. Shame.”

27.08.2025 02:23 👍 14790 🔁 3942 💬 1210 📌 520

I’ve seen undercover cops that look more like cops than this guy does.

26.08.2025 03:15 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

At what point did you start loving it again? I got fed up when they were in the rv driving in circles before Negan showed up with his bat. It drove me crazy. I quit watching at the season finale.

22.07.2025 07:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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22.07.2025 03:39 👍 610 🔁 176 💬 10 📌 7
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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's campaign office was vandalized with red paint overnight in New York City.

22.07.2025 01:46 👍 593 🔁 283 💬 138 📌 37

Absolutely!

22.07.2025 06:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This early 90s pizza advert from America is horrifying. No matter where you *think* it's going, you're wrong...

28.04.2025 20:22 👍 665 🔁 156 💬 61 📌 78
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This administration is now deliberately targeting our own most vulnerable children to score political points with its base.

28.04.2025 23:39 👍 4386 🔁 1160 💬 220 📌 54
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Bill Owens, executive producer of 60 Minutes, resigned last week. A wow moment — and not in a good way.

Warning: journalistic integrity at this respected institution is under threat.

Why? Paramount (60 Minutes’ parent company) is scrambling to finalize a merger — a deal needing Trump’s approval.

28.04.2025 02:18 👍 1681 🔁 488 💬 77 📌 18
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worth every second

28.04.2025 17:37 👍 25747 🔁 6920 💬 1336 📌 810
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Wisconsin—ignore the polls & get your ass to the voting booth on Tuesday. Elon Musk is dumping millions to turn out a group that usually stays home—voters that the pollsters didn’t account for.

Don’t let the richest man on Earth buy your state to serve his own interests. Show up and shut him down.👀

28.03.2025 02:49 👍 7160 🔁 3168 💬 204 📌 130

I didn’t read about that in atomic habits. 🤬

27.02.2025 15:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An upside ice cream cone in a compostable cup held in front of an intersection. There’s a whit car out of focus just behind the ice cream. There’s cone has been dipped in fluff and toasted with a blowtorch. A hand is holding the ice cream.

An upside ice cream cone in a compostable cup held in front of an intersection. There’s a whit car out of focus just behind the ice cream. There’s cone has been dipped in fluff and toasted with a blowtorch. A hand is holding the ice cream.

“Ice cream is good for you” is a scientifically proven fact that keeps making scientists mad because they can’t figure out why, so I think you should endeavor to help them with the research. Please don’t let my professional bias keep you from this important work.

26.02.2025 12:38 👍 169 🔁 20 💬 6 📌 1
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Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.

26.02.2025 05:11 👍 45847 🔁 14373 💬 9229 📌 6904

Oh my gosh. I remember that commercial on Saturday mornings.

27.02.2025 02:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He got his best friend killed by his own arrogance.

25.02.2025 09:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Four small wizards have congregated near a dirt track in a desert landscape. Caption: It wouldn't be long now. The wind picked up, carrying dust and tumbleweeds. Clouds darkened, and the little band of wizards waited in the desert for the arrival of Joey's mom, who he had promised would bring them snacks.

Four small wizards have congregated near a dirt track in a desert landscape. Caption: It wouldn't be long now. The wind picked up, carrying dust and tumbleweeds. Clouds darkened, and the little band of wizards waited in the desert for the arrival of Joey's mom, who he had promised would bring them snacks.

#wizardposting

23.02.2025 20:26 👍 69 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 1

Like Tom Cruise in Top Gun? Objectively a reckless pilot and a murderer who kept getting promoted and sent to top gun cause he’s got and the really qualified pilot dropped out.

24.02.2025 05:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Google maps

Google maps

Apple Maps

Apple Maps

This is what mine looks at on first launch

23.02.2025 17:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they are mostly targeting black employees so this is quite literally just a repeat of woodrow wilson’s segregationist purge of the federal government

05.02.2025 03:06 👍 42733 🔁 13985 💬 1215 📌 492

Every time I look at the news thinking it can’t get worse today somehow it does and it’s time to take another shot.

03.02.2025 05:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same. I just wonder if my liver will survive four years of day drinking until we get through this.

03.02.2025 05:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same. I live in the Sacramento Valley and my mom asked me how close the fires in LA were to me.

03.02.2025 05:43 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0