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🚨 Qilin Ransomware Alert:
The Qilin ransomware group has added three new U.S.-based victims to their dark web portal.
- Bertie County Public Schools
- Yankee Trails
- Universal Window and Door LLC
Well, shit.
Well, shit.
I scraped 54k usernames from BreachForums if anyone is into that type of thang
github.com/spmedia/CTI-...
#cti #threatintel
Yo if we’re getting another recession, can Bungie drop Halo 3: 2? That would be awesome.
I already know people with room temperature IQ that I went to High School with are eating this shit up right now, unfortunately…
I know you all know this, but that's not how DDoS attacks work.
Even if every IP address that hit Twitter today originated from Ukraine (doubtful), they were most likely compromised machines controlled by a botnet run by a third party that could be located anywhere in the world.
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How Elon thought he looked typing “Tracing…”
Before you get upset, I play Blood Angels #Warhammer40k #WarhammerCommunity #40k
Guys what do I do if a baby hippo popped my exercise ball?
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
If you work at the Washington Post, now is the time to resign. You’re a part of this now.
Spineless decision
Last fella I painted; I need to paint more often… #warhammer40k #40k
Anytime I take caffeine with my ADHD meds I feel like I teleport through time, but definitely know what you mean.
Go to Google
Search "Gulf of Mexico"
Click the 3 little dots next to "Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of America)"
Choose "Send feedback"
Click "Gulf of America"
Click "Inaccurate content"
Click "Incorrect"
Tell Google the correct name
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulf_of...
Cat was explorin’ the balcony
Behold a pale(ish) horse, and its rider’s name was death.
texas man arrested trying to rescue thick Latina from ice facility
free him
Bears are fuckin rad
Me checking the news: Holy shit this sucks.
Democrats in my email: $5 pls 🥺
“So…uhhh…you use Arch?”
