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being stared at by a border collie

Good morning!
#fursuitfriday

Older Young Pope redraw
[ #InNomine #furryart ]

it's piper! an anthro fox thing (they/them) in a blacklight inspired palette, looking up at you with their big ole starry eyes <3

at the club and this thing won't stop following me around

questionable my ass, she's carving that shit into my forearm after the sharpie pen tip wears out

my not-sister won't go to a store that sells clothes with me anymore because i wouldn't stop asking her what that was like

If you see this, post a rabbit 🐇

i had many of these with coworkers- both direct and indirect- at previous jobs and they're wonderful

if the call had been for a 1:1 and not someone wildly out of their depth- both as a manager and as a technician- perpetuating a knee-jerk reaction by an ignorant and overly-assertive PM i would've gladly answered

call me on my personal phone all you want, i'm going for a walk

@ me in teams all you want, i'm going for a walk

so long suckers! i rev up my war machine and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates my economy is lying completely dead on the pavement

is “human-like knee orientation” the new “female-presenting nipples”

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guy who watched the super bowl for the game, nodding:

TADC fan: "y'know, the bad bunny"

super bowl guy, nodding faster: "yeah"

at the rate shit is going we'll be kicking it like tae bo again in about 3 years

“Dave’s Hot Chicken,” more like Dave’s False Advertising

I have seen many hotter chickens and will continue to do so, god willing

you need DST to lose an hour of sleep? amateur

twuk c:

f1 being on apple tv may keep me interested all season this year

#pixelart

Beaks and Beats

they serve breakfast all day

*sobbing into my $10 white bison breakfast sandwich* i'm saving 0.15¢ per gallon

idk shit about this show and don't tell me because it gives me mad COVID response flashbacks but i hope dr john carter is okay

all media companies are gravely underestimating my willingness to teach teenagers how to use bittorrent

SSX Lion

#Fursuit #FursuitFriday

Spring is coming! 🌱

[ #art #characters ]

what a wonderful little dude

woe! thumbening be upon ye