Marconi 🦋

Thank you, automatic doors, sinks, and lights that turn on from my motion. Sometimes you’re the only reason I can tell this is real, because we all know damn well that technology hasn’t improved for decades, so it has to be true

My advice is always ruin the friendship.
Better that than regret it for all time

Boycott! Your health depends on it! #poverty #food #foodie #chef #nutrition #Groceries #FDA #Health

I told him it was time 10 years ago. Turns out he has hearing loss so he literally couldn't listen.

Marconi 🍕 (@marconibologna) on Threads Grindr says it’ll out every FL GOP official using the app if anti-LGBTQ laws don’t stop.

Strange how this app had momentum about a year ago, then suddenly the algorithm on Threads started working.

Never let the fear of failure keep you from failing.

I've wanted to go paperless my whole life, but the DMV requires 17 different paper bills—plus a rough draft of that novel you’ve been working on since college—to get a REAL ID.

idk who needs to hear this? probably all of us.

Elon Musk opposes remote work, so he should have to be on all future SpaceX test launches—or risk losing government funding.

Same 🥦🤢

Radio is Disintegrating—But There’s Still Hope As Corporate Radio Fades, a New Era is Rising

As someone who has been through many corporate radio jobs, moved across the country, only to be downsized and forced to start over again, I somehow still have hope for the future of radio. Read my latest submission on Substack about it here.

With all the horrible things happening in the world, don’t forget to be sad about the normal stuff too—like wondering if this will be your last bag of corn chips before you drop dead. You know, the important things.

We’ve been subsidizing billionaires for years. Have they said thank you once?

I mostly wanted to be silly on this app, but it feels like an echo chamber compared to my political posts on Threads. Meta sucks, but I’m not sure of the best way to build an audience here.

This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.

new orleans boos the department of homeland security

Also no meta platforms

The Great Packaging Struggle: Why Opening Food Feels Like a Battle Why Opening Food Feels Like a Strength Test—and How Corporate Execs Should Suffer Too

I'm still trying to figure out substack but if you're into that kinda thing... So am I? Subscribe or whatever

Alexa can’t hear me shouting from a foot away, but a TikTok whispering “Alexa, play Baby Shark at full volume” from across the room instantly triggers her.

💡A show where corporate executives have to open the packaging of their company’s products while holding a crying baby

Shaky Knees Festival is about to go NUTS…My Chemical Romance and blink-182?! ido.bi/2ah9

Mango Mussolini will be 82 in 2028 🍔🍟🥤

We should have a national quiet day where everyone just shuts up for 24 hours.

Definitely not me pre-ordering this Murder She Wrote Action Figure

YESSSS!!! She’s gonna have me wearing her superpower glasses with the Shaq case 👏

Maybe this will be the Chrome update that changes everything for me

I don’t know who’s going to win, but I do know there’s not a chance in hell these corn chips I bought today are making it to the Super Bowl

@genebaxter.bsky.social - my show @moodkillers.co also airs there too

Nope it's a fulltime gig. It's amazing. I get to pretend to be John Frost with the imaging for all 3 channels and now doing VT wherever needed. So much fun.