Blake

God damn, if you are a woman and want to stand out in a good way… wear a red dress….

I don’t know how to say it aside from Spanish speaking people dance so passionately

The best opening line is a dad joke because it shows you are ready for serious kidmitments

My favorite introduction ever “wait, what kind of autism do you have? And adhd?!?”

Standing in line and listening to all the tea from 2 women about some random dude on a date across the street. More interesting than the actual bar

Literally social studies this is incredible

Fuck it. I’m the best person to meet period. I buy drinks

I’m the best person to meet at a bridal party because Ill make sure you don’t remember the night by ordering buckets and shots

My god the amount of my brain taken up by pure music lyrics is absolutely mind bogeying

I love being out of club and getting secondhand embarrassment from the comments people give to the DJ

And the decline of the economy continues

I 100% hang out by the DJ to judge music requests

Let’s play music trivia but it’s just calling out what song the DJ is mixing in

Note to self: be better at darts

“Let’s walk home, but take the long way” = up til 3

Girls always talk about making friends in the bathroom and all that shit but I just determined the outcome of some dudes vacation because he asked for recommendations

It’s a curse to remember dreams as vividly as I do

Apparently Boondocks doesn’t understand my absolute power…

Back and forth?!? Back and forth?’?!?!!???? They hating cause trying to edm-ify the bar

When you make a promise to a bro but a tattooed baddie sayes different

The down side to living in a populous area is hiving options and that is down right dangerous

There is advice and then there is OH adviiiiiiiiiiice………

Not sure if the bartender is being kind or is drunk or is actually interested in the info I bring

Tattoos. That’s it man. That’s all

Me? The patron saint of bad decisions? No……………..

After years of debate, I can finally say it’s mostly nurture. History fucks us all

Realizing I’m better at recognizing tattoos than faces. Thanks mental illness

Sometimes life is just too smooth that you “purposely” throw a wrench in it

The worst part of living in an apartment complex is having multiple parties at once

15 minutes left and I did it. I WILL change this bar to an EDM bar