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i made an account here and then just totally forgot it existed

A girl sits across from her psychiatrist and says "Hey, dog... see, I've really been wanting to kill myself, and--" The psychiatrist interrupts her, shoving a medication script in her face: "SAY NO MORE!" he exclaims, "Here's a script for pure amphetamines!" the girl looks down at her script, labelled "meth", looks up, and mutters "J-- Just like that...?" Proud of himself, the psychiatrist replies, "Eyyyup! Just like that! Another one cured!" He leans back and thinks to himself, "Man, this job is easy!" Leaning in closer, he signals toward the door, and says "Okay, now get the fuck outta here, you're discharged."

world's best psychiatrist

why cant you queue posts on this stupid fucking fuckass website fuck you jack

A girl with long black hair, her clothes blood-stained and her arms and legs covered with self-harm scars, some old and some fresh, stands before a girl with short blonde hair, who has pristine arms and legs, and unstained clothing. The blonde girl says "There's somebody out there for everyone man you just gotta be patient"

advice
(TW: depicted self-harm)

it was funnier in my head

she call me phlegm for i am so humorous

cigarettes

Shrimp

the norwood curse 🧙‍♂️

full fit btw

yuhp

how is this on Netflix

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