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Christian Polanco

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Stand-up Comedian ⚽️: @soccercooligans.com

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ICYMI: I’m in the NYCFC mascot announcement video. 🐦

05.03.2026 14:25 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

dassa lotta fish

04.03.2026 20:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Explaining to my toddler that WW3 is upon us but Tayvon Gray just scored a 99th minute game-winner away at Philadelphia, and made the world feel a little less scary:

#nycfc

01.03.2026 23:59 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man wearing a plaid shirt and suspenders says i 'm not mad at it ALT: a man wearing a plaid shirt and suspenders says i 'm not mad at it

😏

01.03.2026 23:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whoever came in 2nd for the FIFA peace prize must be pissed right now.

28.02.2026 17:42 👍 20 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
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Learning a second language can be hard. Signing up for Pre-K and 3-K is easy.

Go to myschools.nyc to apply today. Deadline is tomorrow at midnight!

26.02.2026 15:25 👍 14136 🔁 2111 💬 338 📌 446
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a man in a blue suit and tie says what exactly did he say ALT: a man in a blue suit and tie says what exactly did he say

Sooooo…..

24.02.2026 13:42 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Josh Sargent when he's not wearing a USMNT jersey

23.02.2026 23:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Watching Kash Patel in the USA Olympic hockey locker room OR in the Trump administration:

23.02.2026 16:41 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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My club plays its first game of the season tonight. 🥲 #nycfc

22.02.2026 23:38 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Who's the best MLS offseason signing? Whoever Messi says it is! 😂
Gio Savarese of MLS on Apple TV joins us to preview the 2026 MLS Season on today's pod! 📺 🎧

APPLE: tinyurl.com/yc5bxv3f
SPOTIFY: tinyurl.com/yjc6n3nz
YOUTUBE: youtu.be/tA67xsh7tPo

20.02.2026 19:55 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Remember when @oeste.bsky.social used to be calling you rich every other day on the other website? I might have to carry the torch over here, my guy. This is one of the wealthiest images I have ever laid my eyes on. I am certain that scarf has its own walk-in closet in your villa.

21.02.2026 13:46 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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19.02.2026 18:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yard signs all over Florida saying "Pop That Coochie......For Democracy." 🗳️

19.02.2026 18:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

must be nice 😒

19.02.2026 13:32 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Brandon Vazquez of Austin FC joins the pod later today to talk about his ACL recovery, and what he is striving for this comeback season in Austin! 🦸🏼🎧📺

Subscribe on Youtube: www.youtube.com/soccercoolig...

12.02.2026 14:23 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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When I opened the app and saw BlueSky has drafts now 🥹

11.02.2026 14:58 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When I was a kid, I naively thought racism would die out because the old people would be gone, and no one would be racist anymore. But it's clips like this that remind you that racism is a feature, and not a bug of this country.

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09.02.2026 04:00 👍 166 🔁 19 💬 1 📌 0
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Exiting this Super Bowl party after Bad Bunny’s performance

09.02.2026 02:00 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Me after the first snap #SuperBowlLX

09.02.2026 00:48 👍 85 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 2

is this a backhanded compliment?!? 😅

07.02.2026 22:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a police officer with a mustache is talking into a microphone and says `` oh that is so not cool ! '' ALT: a police officer with a mustache is talking into a microphone and says `` oh that is so not cool ! ''
07.02.2026 02:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Which is your preferred Bad Bunny Best XI? 🐰 @notalexis.bsky.social or @chrispolanco.com

07.02.2026 01:30 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 1

Me on why I haven't left the house in 2 weeks.

03.02.2026 20:45 👍 39 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

La voz! Honored to chat with @raecomm.bsky.social. It's like the video game was talking directly to me. 😅

03.02.2026 20:31 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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But did you see the announcement video, Matthew?

03.02.2026 05:59 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
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a man with a beard says now that 's a name i ve not heard in a long time ALT: a man with a beard says now that 's a name i ve not heard in a long time

Luther Vandross??

02.02.2026 04:57 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Sin vergüenza. 🤮

Stitch: @minnmax.com

28.01.2026 04:16 👍 48 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 2

Tom said, "I'm disgusted by ICE's behavior, so that's why I am voting to give them a fuck ton of money."

26.01.2026 22:16 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0