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ICE has arrested and detained a Nashville journalist who reported stories critical of ICE. She’s married to a U.S. citizen and has been seeking asylum here after fleeing death threats in Colombia because of her journalism there.
They’ve already sent her to Louisiana.
These men are cowards!
I don’t actually think you can blame the Iran war on the neocons, something I see a lot of people doing. The neocons wanted to do imperialist nation-building. This is just blowing shit up to post it on Instagram.
I wonder how many people die each year as a result of lifeguards running in slow motion
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”
Screaming
top 5 all-time poster. “riding in a golf cart fatly” is outstanding
screenshot of a website. title: Synth or Gundam? text: Is XXXG-00W0 a synth or a Gundam? buttons that say "synth" and "gundam" below is a score box with zeros for total score, correct, and incorrect
put this thing i made back online. it's called Synth or Gundam? synthorgundam.com
Jesus. Glad you’re okay.
Kristi Noem will return in Avengers: Doomsday
Oh for sure. I was just saying the bar is very low
Did he?!
I don’t think I have ever laughed harder at anything than at the jackass movies
Good thread
Steve-O got a ruptured testicle by letting one of his castmates jump on his crotch with a pogo stick and he is unquestionably more morally sophisticated than most of our sitting lawmakers
Or more accurately, for a different subset of the electorate that the Clinton machine and its proxies prefer to serve
Cahiers du Spider-Homme
Yes. This is where I, a Schumer-disliker of many years’ standing, fall. I don’t want the *exact* same interests propping up a different, stupider guy who performs a different kind of bigotry for a different segment of the party
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
Imagine caping this hard for someone who hasn’t held public office yet!
specific guys aside—it is politically and morally bankrupt to be told we must seriously consider how many is too many pieces of nazi flair
Mange-toi les gâteaux avoine!
I think having a big ol Nazi tattoo for two decades and working for Blackwater also shows that someone is no friend to progressives
Pour le journal, donnez-moi les photos du Homme-Araignée, vite
Avec ROM!
Extremely bad
I don’t know who’s electable but I think it’s very important to have standards beyond that. See also Sinema, Kyrsten
I think The Tempest is probably my favorite but I also adore Lear and Macbeth and Henry IV
I've been so weirdly busy that I forgot to tell you the paperback is coming out Tuesday. It's a steal. us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
You do not even have to believe in yourself or your work. You have to keep yourself open and aware to the urges that motivate you. Keep the channel open.”
—Martha Graham