I talk a big talk but also if I’m given a compliment and a funny little nickname I will think about that for the next two weeks
02.01.2025 17:41
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I talk a big talk but also if I’m given a compliment and a funny little nickname I will think about that for the next two weeks
your least favorite poster’s least favorite poster (compliment)
[evilest woman] im just a girl
SLUT 🫵
(complimentary)
I don't know what that means (complimentary)
🫶🫶🫶
yes, definitely in love with you, that would be a yes
k ty I feel much better
I didn't think so
until then, I'm subjecting you to my vague thoughts and feelings
one day, I'll delete my account and be free
🙄
not a wife
not a gf
but a secret third thing*
*unattainable
If I’m not the most annoying princess in the room, I’m not doing enough
shaking ass and smoking grass
Yes obviously
perf thanks 😘
😋😋😋😋 love youuuuuuuu 😘
hello yes i am in love with you
thank you for following instructions
🫶🫶🫶
becauseeeeee
are people capable of not being weird about latinas or goth girls?
my heart, however
at least I know I'll never introduce my dog to a shitty man again
in another life, we're a pair of orcas sinking yachts
omfg sheesh
looking for a princess/bodyguard type relationship
the sexual tension between me and the lock door button on my car anytime a man walks by
no rizz, just probable autism
A comment on an Instagram post in all caps: KRISTI NOEM IS A BIRD LEGGED HOE
the revolution takes many forms
WhyBskyTeam: welp, got my dick stuck in the toaster again fml this always happens to me
<a few posts later>
WhyBskyTeam: WELL WELL WELL looks like the kinkshamers have arrived. people acting like they've never wanted to fuck their toaster before, that's cute. you dipshits just don't get it.
lolol it's true!!!
