Hecubus

My wife once fell in wet sand whilst whacked on mushrooms, and she started chewing the sand in her mouth and said she was eating rock babies.

She also talked to a mailbox

This is a horror movie because Steve Vai throws down his guitar

Not my horse, not my pig farm

If they say they didn't hear the moon sigh as it kicked back, they're in on it

I had a friend who once fried bacon in a skillet whilst unclothed... he said it was the biggest mistake he'd ever made, and this guy had already had a cannon roll over his foot and break 7 bones

You're all too cerebral for me right now, I'm gonna make some Cream Of Wheat and get back later

I dare the entire world to name one bad Faith No More song

The Paul Is Dead thing is true and they're still looking for the guy. He got nailed on a crosswalk

HAHAHA holy shit, good stuff.

Imagine what the cover of Polio Road would look like

That's really cool, I don't know if it's a phobia or an aversion, but my wife went through the same thing. It takes strength. Good on ya!

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Faith No More - Midlife Crisis (Official Music Video) [4K] YouTube video by UPROXX Indie Mixtape

Somebody mentioned Faith No More so I gotta post something

m.youtube.com/watch?v=U8b8...

I *think* I get the reference and I'm a huge FNM fan... but please spell it out for me so I know

I'm a Canadian but I think Kim Mitchell sucks. He's a dropout from The Loverboy School Of Songwriting. His patio lanterns are shitty

It's been a long time, but Polio's first album is a classic so I'm looking forward to it

What? You don't wear your pants to bed??? This accident was avoidable sir

Take out probably and small, and you're really onto something!!

DON'T SLIP GEIST

I'm so sorry

Pre-raiding is the killer for sure!

Hey cool, I once picked up a hitchhiker while I was high on acid!

When someone says „Scientists do not want you to know“ you can dismiss everything from there on. Scientists want you to know. They are desperate that you know. They can’t shut up about what they found out and want you to know.

Tina Weymouth and Grandmaster Flash by Laura Levine 1981 🖤

I know it smells crazy in there

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Alt text: close up of the boil / plague / sore screaming for attention on Donald Trump's neck, above his collar and behind his earlobe.

Ah hell, wonderful stuff

Prince Lincoln & The Royal Rasses - Unconventional People [UK, Reggae] (1978)

Prince Lincoln & The Royal Rasses - Unconventional People [UK, Reggae] (1978)
https://redd.it/8kbp57
https://youtu.be/9SK88qEnYAw

David Brenner did a piece about this year's ago but I can't find it

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit was released in 1989. That year, I had a summer job and worked with a guy named Roger Abbot

Is it color or colour? Trying to make this racist post as accessible as possible