Peter Fenton

If I had pets and those pets had a veternarian that wasn’t helping us in any way shape or form, I would simply call this person Dr. Do Nothing

If I were Jay-Z and I were engaged, I would simply tell everyone “this is my Feyoncé”

As an evangelical teenager in the year 2010, I believed with my entire chest that According to You by Orianthi was about Jesus.

The Voice would be infinitely funnier if the judges all started facing the auditioner and push the button to swivel around when they decide they don’t want you

The single least believable thing about Frozen to me is that Anna lived in that castle for 20ish years isolated and bored out of her mind and somehow never clocked that she owned 8,000 salad plates.

I don’t care how big your house is, if you own 8,000 salad plates, you’re going to notice

What I do as a male writer to create good female characters #amwriting #theatrekid YouTube video by Peter Fenton

It's not that hard to write female characters, actually youtube.com/shorts/XRzAw...

I have never once heard a song from Merrily so I’m choosing to believe “Merrily We Roll Along” is sung to the tune of “Here We Come a Wassailing”

Maybe don’t let me write your valentines?

Thinking about that time when I was a customer service rep speaking to someone named Nina and I accidentally said “thank you so much for calling, NeeNee”

and I then immediately hung up 🫠

The light at the end of the tunnel isn’t always a good thing.

Because sometimes it’s a freight train.

🚊

I love my life and also I wouldn’t wish it on anybody 💙

Now that you mention it, I am in fact afraid of Virginia Woolf

I'm in the cast of a musical right now for the first time since high school. We're in rehearsal now and wow, (A) singing, dancing, and acting all at once is a lot of things and (B) I can let myself have so much more fun now that I'm comfortable in my body and masculinity

Opposite musical titles #theatrekid #broadway YouTube video by Peter Fenton

I recently got active on TikTok, which has led to the same content also being shared to YouTube! Quite proud of this one 🤣 youtube.com/shorts/s5H9m...

I feel like Glowing Luigi would get the idea to get really into crypto for like a week or a month or whatever and then get burned by it and then become vehemently anti-crypto

Had to hop off early for a Zoom interview tonight but was great to be there for a bit! 🤣

Let’s go Philly! I THINK WE’RE LOST runs April 10-19 at Theatre Exile, produced by Pier Players. It’s my unhinged young adult dark comedy retelling of the Peter Pan story.

Tickets are live now! www.ticketleap.events/tickets/pier...

I’m so glad I didn’t become famous before my frontal lobe developed.

I mean, I’m still not famous but now I’m ready if it happens 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

So You Remember 9/11 But Also Want to Get Active on TikTok... So I caved. I have a TikTok now.I guess it’s not exactly “new”, I opened the account a couple years ago, but I never really did anything with it. It’s an interesting moment in the life of a Gen X-er o...

So there's a 3 in the front digit of my age, but this week I decided to get active on TikTok. And because there's a 3 in the front digit of my age, I wrote a blog post about it www.bypeterfenton.com/post/tiktok

One of the best ways to build community at a party is to get on the dance floor by yourself—if you’re dancing long enough, people will join you and then suddenly everyone’s having a great time! 🕺🏽💃🏻 M... TikTok video by Peter Fenton

Better late than never, I guess? This millennial has a TikTok now www.tiktok.com/@peterfent/v...

All right my friends! I officially have a new website now! 🔥 www.byPeterFenton.com

A homepage for Peter Fenton’s upcoming website, dark gray, almost black background with white text “Peter Fenton, Playwright + Screenwriter” and a blue watercolor illustration of a shark as part of his logo

Descriptions and posters of Peter’s four most recent plays, CORONATION, BLUE SKIES YONDER, I THINK WE’RE LOST, and ABANDON ALL HOPE

My new website is coming together quite nicely! Still a few more things to populate before I can launch but I’m feeling like it accurately captures my voice and brand right now

my hot take is that I don't think it's this website specifically that's toxic. the Circumstances are toxic and nobody really knows what to do about it so they come online and scream. and if I may offer an alternative: actually going outside and screaming feels better.

Did my first musical theater audition as an actor for the first time in 13 years and didn’t royally screw anything up and also didn’t cry so no matter what I’m unequivocally counting this as a win 😉👏🏻

A sleek homepage for Peter Fenton's upcoming website, featuring a dark background and a photo of Peter onstage in a workshop setting. Accent colors are bright blue and bright green

new website in progress 👀

I never got into my college's literary magazine. Eight semesters, eight rejections.

Almost nine years later, yesterday, I signed two agreements for short pieces of mine to be included in a nationwide anthology.

Always fun when I happen to be writing while you're streaming! 🤣 My writing probably gets distracted but I'm always amused

Crispus Attucks is objectively the coolest name in American history

I hope they call the prequel Strange Things

gonna slather my French fries in vodka
and we’ll call it Vladimir Poutine