RFK Jr. Urges Americans To Grow Lots Of Pubes To Keep Bugs From Crawling In Cockhole
RFK Jr. Urges Americans To Grow Lots Of Pubes To Keep Bugs From Crawling In Cockhole https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-urges-americans-to-grow-lots-of-pubes-to-keep-bugs-from-crawling-in-cockhole/
12.03.2026 15:00
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Latest map of North America
Canadians are currently living above a
๐ฅBurning๐ฅ Meth Lab
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Bless The PBS Reporter Who Broke Trumpโs Brain
YouTube video by The God Show
Lo, behold what happens when one woman decides today is the day sheโs DONE with the gaslighting.
13.03.2026 03:10
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How is it possible that the House actually passed the Save America Act that blatantly sets up a fraudulent election to cancel votes of minorities?!
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I too enjoy ball in basket hole
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A Motto for All Health Workers: Resist, Resist, Resist
Doing our work and keeping our heads down isnโt a victory. We need to fight this regime every day, in every way.
โDoing our work and keeping our heads down isnโt a victory. We need to fight this regime every day, in every way.โ By @gregggonsalves.bsky.social
12.03.2026 12:11
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Tax cuts only work if you tax multi millions and billionaires, other wise the poor suffers. Gotta make up the loss.
13.03.2026 02:16
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TAX THE RICH! Need to.
13.03.2026 04:36
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This!!!
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More taxes on the billionaires and the rich. Kthanks
13.03.2026 04:34
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Promise made, promise kept: Bill C-4 is now law. Our middle class tax cut is officially in effect, helping 22 million Canadians keep more of their hard-earned paycheques.
13.03.2026 02:10
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What I learned today from a U.S. Vietnam Veteran. "DO NOT BULLSHIT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WHEN IT COMES TO WAR!" It would be unwise.
I agree. Sadly this administration is doing nothing but lying to US from the start. Starting with, explaining why we went to war.
13.03.2026 03:53
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TMI: Got my IUD removed cuz my partner got fixed!
My libido is back after years of chemical castration from hormones despite them saying the "IUD has no impact"! Why am I sharing this? Cuz it sucked and it's stupid women have to deal with the brunt of the birth control! I missed HAVING A SEX DRIVE!
13.03.2026 04:22
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Contact your Senators and tell them to vote NO on the SAVE Act. Capitol Switchboard: 202-224-3121.
#DefendDemocracy
#NoSaveAct
#congresswomankatherineclark
#WomenForward ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
12.03.2026 23:00
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The people in the U.S can change their regime but they have got to be focused and realize it's literally a life or death situation.
They were told before and didn't listen.
Do they get the message now?
13.03.2026 02:00
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We will defend, build, and transform Canadaโs North.
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Please read and share. The โgrassrootsโ support for the SAVE America Act is a lie. The campaign pushing this bill is being run by Cleta Mitchell and Scott Presler, two of the most notorious election deniers in the country.
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Anyone can claim asylum if they can prove persecution and direct threat to their life, technically. Americans aren't prevented. They just don't have enough evidence yet, sadly.
13.03.2026 00:35
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Send all the Maple MAGA to the US and send all the Canada loving anti-MAGA Americans to Canada lol
13.03.2026 00:33
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Weโre building and securing Canadaโs North. Weโre taking full responsibility for defending our Arctic sovereignty, and developing the regionโs critical minerals, clean energy, and trade corridors โ with, and for, the security and prosperity of its people.
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Write it into law. Only bilingual presidents - so they are forced to have culture.
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Next US president has to fluently speak English AND SPANISH!
Only bilingual presidents going forward. Done with the uncultured swine of the past.
#president #nextelection #usa
13.03.2026 00:25
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How can you call yourself a world leader and you only know English? US presidents are embarrassing- using translators everywhere they go
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Every news source other than US News says everything Trump says is not accurate. Stopping short of calling him an outright liar.
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I hate how we just have to put up with Republicans.
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No notes.
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Shitler doing the double jerkoff boogie as the world burns.
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I looked at those people behind him cheering and laughing, and I was appalled. Heโs ruining their lives and theyโre cheering it. Theyโre fucking morons.
Americans are now the embarrassment of the world. And rightly so.
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If you are unable to see how lack of access to care severely negatively impacts our populations after working in the field...that's not okay. We deal with society's most vulnerable populations. We should be supporting systems that support them. Not arguing against it.
Healthcare is a severe barrier
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