Dmitry Grozoubinski

I'm not offened by how stupid they are*.

I am offended by how stupid they think everyone else is.

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* Ok maybe I'm a little offended by how stupid they are.

One stern goth girl could fix these people, in this essay I will...

The Trump administration hates all those things, you'll have to wait for President Buttigieg to fire you.

Senior Executive Officer! Believe in yourself.

Doesn't count if the humiliation was self-inflicted.

What's the fake job the Trump administration gives you after they humiliate you because they're worried you'll spill the beans?

I'm Roaming Ambassador Plenty Potentiary for Marble Flooring and Judeo-Christian Spice Options at Asian Restaurants.

Mo.

Perhaps it is not true that mo momos mo momoblems.

Side note:

You are a Russian pilot sitting in a Tu and your radar screen, waaaaay too late, lights up with two F-35 and two F-22 signatures.

You wonder if Russian manufacturing has degraded to the point where the pants you just ruined are irreplaceable.

Hahaha, to be fair I'm sure I wasn't the first or only one to have had that thought.

"Someone" did...

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Iran hasn't been sending Shaheds to Russia for years.

The Shaheds Russia launches are Russian built and have been for many, many months.

Bigger. Problem. Than. Anticipated.

The first verified Shahed Drone attack on Ukraine was 1,270 days ago.

Ukrainian numbers put the number of Shahed strike UAVs launched at them last year alone at over 32,000.

Your brain, is it... not good? Do you have the bad brain? Sir? Sir?

Easy to make fun of this but I think it's nice that having implemented the man's strategy, Keir Starmer was willing to say such kind things about Morgan McSweeney at this small intimate gathering of every remaining Labour supporter in the country.

Yes.

I mean, Israel isn't firing any artillery but I get your point.

VibeCommand & Controlling, are we?

"Every bullet and air defense asset we give Ukraine is one that we can't use to defend Taiwan."

-proceeds to drop 2,500 kinetic strike packages on Iran in four days for no apparent reason triggering a response that drains every Patriot Missile on two continents-

It's cool how when you don't have a strategy, anything you do is strategic!

Helping Israel destroy the military of a Chinese ally: Grand Strategy, Much Pivot, Very Clausewitz.

Helping Ukraine destroy the military of a Chinese ally: Big Distraction, Waste of Munitions, Elbridge Colby Sadness.

Thank heavens Biden didn't actually transfer any jets to Ukraine or the Kuwaitis would have nothing to shoot at.

He certainly was.

Happy to help.

A "conspiracy" is clandestine cooperation among multiple individuals toward criminal, unethical or nefarious ends.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist. Like many of you my reaction to all the 'distraction' talk was instinctive scepticism.

But I can't deny facts. He played us. It worked.

It's only been a few days of war and already no one is talking about Cavicular getting frame mogged by that ASU frat leader.

Why Mambas should moderare (and bite more trans people) ahead of the midterms, by Ross 'Ezra' Yglesias in the New Atlantic Post.

Churchillian intervention there Paul, thank you.

Thus far it's still somehow a less chaotic leadership rollout than Your Party.

Was I spending too much time focused on the Lavant, and not enough on love?

Everyone's talking about Iran, but what if I'm the one who ran away from love?

To quote Pete Hegseth, every so often a squirter makes it through.

Having now visited Birmingham for almost 24 hours I can confirm that it is in fact a real place that one can visit.