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"If someone tells you it is raining and another tells you it is dry, it's not your job to quote them both. It's your job to look out the ****ing window and find out which is true"

Jonathan Foster, on journalism

25.01.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 780 πŸ” 126 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

A reminder to the news media: β€œconflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

25.01.2026 12:28 πŸ‘ 47530 πŸ” 14314 πŸ’¬ 521 πŸ“Œ 600

ICE has now carried out two summary executions of innocent people in the streets of an American city.

If you work for ICE, there's no denying that's the mission you're supporting now. You don't get to claim in one year or ten or twenty that you didn't know what ICE was doing. You're complicit.

24.01.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 20859 πŸ” 7055 πŸ’¬ 521 πŸ“Œ 260

I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.

The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.

24.01.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 47127 πŸ” 13481 πŸ’¬ 6112 πŸ“Œ 1901
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Shit ain’t been right in the world since Joanne The Scammer went ghost.

07.11.2025 17:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was so irritated lol.

28.09.2025 15:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Laundry is my least favorite chore. I’d rather scrub baseboards.

25.09.2025 22:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The mint chocolate ones are my favorite. If I could get a 5 pack I’d be ecstatic.

25.09.2025 22:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love these!

25.09.2025 21:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Super valid icks.

25.09.2025 20:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fire station is right next to my kid’s bus stop. One of the firefighters was eyeing me trying to get my attention and I didn’t want to be bothered. I kept my head down, headphones in, walking with my kid. He came up and asked my kid if he wanted to get on the truck. Had me out there for 25 mins.

25.09.2025 20:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is why I don’t take shit personally or too seriously. Compared to the observable universe we are like tiny on a microscopic level. Smaller even than the individual cells that make up our bodies. We don’t know anything and we don’t need to know. It’s a miracle we even exist. I just go with it.

25.09.2025 20:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a little girl in a pink dress is standing in a room with a bunch of children . ALT: a little girl in a pink dress is standing in a room with a bunch of children .

Sad to report that I got outsmarted by a man today. City girls down.

25.09.2025 20:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?

24.09.2025 20:00 πŸ‘ 57364 πŸ” 19378 πŸ’¬ 1826 πŸ“Œ 1011
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a purple background with the words remember who you are on it ALT: a purple background with the words remember who you are on it

Remembering that you’re a bad bitch after being in a shitty situation for so long is a deeply cathartic experience.

18.07.2025 02:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At the end of the day, however you enjoy experiencing sex as long as everyone is informed and consents, is right for you.

05.07.2025 21:46 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We still can impeach him….

23.06.2025 16:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve officially fine tuned my ChatGPT into the rizzler πŸ˜‚β™₯️

19.06.2025 01:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
democracy, you in danger girl!

democracy, you in danger girl!

eggs are expensive because the chickens are in the senate, with two images of two senators with chicken beaks added

eggs are expensive because the chickens are in the senate, with two images of two senators with chicken beaks added

a couch shaped blue sign that says fuck couches not america

a couch shaped blue sign that says fuck couches not america

a colorful and glittery sign that says me and my hommies hate facism and it's hello kitty sanrio characters

a colorful and glittery sign that says me and my hommies hate facism and it's hello kitty sanrio characters

thread of photographs i took at my local protest (6-9)

creative protest signs edition

14.06.2025 20:03 πŸ‘ 242 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Y’all don’t like real women. You like agreeable women. The moment I speak up, I’m difficult? Nah baby, I’m just not your doormat 😌

13.06.2025 19:55 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

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18.05.2025 20:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s beautiful! I love being a mom and I think I’m fantastic at it. But if I were to do it again, I would want to be more settled and financially stable.

18.05.2025 16:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t see the upside rn with this economy or the Trump administration. Glad I have time to wait until things change or I settle outside the country. I want a little girl so bad, but I refuse to bring her into the world with everything being so ghetto rn.

17.05.2025 15:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The baby fever has been real this month, idk what’s going on but I rebuke it.

17.05.2025 15:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It is one again that time of year when I remember how thankful I am for all the farm workers who do the back breaking work of harvesting the giant watermelons that me and my kid are obsessed with. πŸ‰

17.05.2025 15:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œhow did you know that” β€œbecause i know you”

15.04.2025 13:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Colman Domingo covers the latest issue of Vogue Magazine

πŸͺžby IkΓ© UdΓ©

15.04.2025 13:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0