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Functional Scala Guy. Tech Lead. Coaching, mentoring, learning.

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Looking forward to see all the enlightenment you're going to spread here.

09.01.2025 08:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@asarturas.bsky.social lol, it took you a few weeks, but you got here.

08.01.2025 07:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I donate every year anyway. But this year I'm doing it twice to help Wikipedia fight these disgusting attacks.

29.12.2024 18:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, so it was a necessary step to get to where we are now. I think the worst thing about it aren't even the ceremonies, but it's reliance in guesswork and the effects on the team's morale to have to commit to that guesswork.

17.12.2024 21:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Was scrum always a bad idea, or was it good back in its day and it became outdated as we found better ways?

I feel the latter might be more likely.

17.12.2024 19:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In software development, repetition can be a signpost to a better design or a better process. Teams who say "Oh, we'll just get the intern to do that" (or, the 2024 version, "We'll just get Copilot to do that") often end up baking in the repetition, creating serious downstream headaches.

11.12.2024 09:29 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The one to the left of the centre looks like something out of Community...

12.12.2024 05:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Is Reddit on a 31 month regime now???? Who's going to come up with names for all 31 months? Are they all going to be named after Julius Caesar? I have so many questions!

03.12.2024 20:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A friend of mine got another interesting result.

01.12.2024 15:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lol, apparently tying to get ChatGPT to say David Mayer, makes it crash.

01.12.2024 15:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like one of the London tube stations.

29.11.2024 19:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wow 😳

29.11.2024 10:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's not. Did they ask???

28.11.2024 06:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Outer Wilds Hearthian Lander Model Kit Infomercial - Official
Outer Wilds Hearthian Lander Model Kit Infomercial - Official YouTube video by Mobius Digital Games

This looks pretty cool. Unfortunately the price is completely crazy, and also with my talent for putting these kinds of models together, and for painting the end result would probably look like something the cat regurgitated.

youtu.be/bDxOi75eFGI?...

27.11.2024 22:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first prove that there exists a poetry journal with more readers than contributors.

Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first prove that there exists a poetry journal with more readers than contributors.


Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Poetry
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/poetry-2

"Anyone who thinks AI endangers poets should first prove that there exists a poetry journal with more readers than contributors."

27.11.2024 22:00 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

Semantic Diffusion is the bane of a software engineer's existence. Can you think of any concept that hasn't lost its meaning as soon as it spread a bit?

27.11.2024 22:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Got my first smart watch since my Pebble Time Steel maybe a decade ago, looking forward to seeing how much things have changed since then.

27.11.2024 17:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everything old is new again.

27.11.2024 12:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œDon’t Repeat Yourself” is advice that only makes sense when developers are talking about semantics.

Even if two passages of code are identical, unless a change to one should always change the other nothing has been repeated.

25.11.2024 16:29 πŸ‘ 100 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

I guess that depends on the person. I prefer greenfields when I write code rather than legacy. Having some generated code just means now that instead of just writing code, now I have to read, review, and then rewrite code. On top of that, I already had to write the code in English (the prompt).

24.11.2024 13:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not sure I do, whatever I'm trying to achieve, I still have to explain it to a computer using a more ambiguous language and get a less deterministic result.

24.11.2024 13:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have to temper everything I read about the EU "lagging behind" in "A.I. research" with the increasingly evident fact that *everybody* is lagging behind in A.I. research. What the EU's lagging behind in is drinking the Kool Aid.

24.11.2024 08:41 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't just like this, I love this. For ages I've been trying to tell people. You're just replacing your interpreter by a non deterministic interpreter and using a less formal language to describe what you want, thus increasing the time and explanation efforts, and increasing the risk as well.

23.11.2024 13:19 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of Lego building instructions. A piece that is 3 knobs long has a step in which it is placed across 4 knobs. 

#programmerhumor #programmerhumour #devjoke #software #programming #Code #programmers

Picture of Lego building instructions. A piece that is 3 knobs long has a step in which it is placed across 4 knobs. #programmerhumor #programmerhumour #devjoke #software #programming #Code #programmers

Programmer: "Just read the documentation"
The documentation:

18.11.2024 08:29 πŸ‘ 909 πŸ” 200 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 18
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Friday at 2pm CEST, I’ll be discussing about domain modelling with @krever01.bsky.social and Lukasz Bialy in the next episode of Scala Space Podcast. Join us on YouTube or on Twitch.

www.youtube.com/live/-8k3WfX...

19.11.2024 20:35 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Acceptance test coverage shouldn't be about happy or unhappy paths. They should be about what's important for the business. Happy paths tend to be important. Unhappy paths can sometimes be important and sometimes they may not.

19.11.2024 13:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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According to some news article "chatGPT beats doctors" at illness diagnosis. I'm not sure I'm willing to accept medical advice from a software that can't even count the letters in a word...

19.11.2024 13:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone's excited about bluesky's promises of not changing its principles, but I say, let's take it with a pinch of salt. I was around back when Google's moto was "don't be evil", and when they promised infinite storage space on Gmail. And yet, here we are today where none of those things are true.

19.11.2024 08:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Good start with @bsky.app

15.11.2024 11:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0