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Kristian van der Vliet

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I assume this is the top end of Gloucester Road and not the bottom end, hence why they're not being kicked into traffic and their contents being liberated.

13.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

1. Waking up next to the person you love.
2. A friendly cat.
3. People watching while sitting outside a bar with a good drink.

13.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
13.03.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah if Yemen had thousands of drones they'd never have done that.

13.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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⚠️ Strimmer Injury Alert ⚠️
We have 3 hedgehogs in care with strimmer injuries, and 5 already admitted this year.

🌿 Before strimming:
β€’ Check long grass & borders
β€’ Strim slowly & carefully
β€’ Move leaf & grass piles gently

A quick check could save a life. Please share & protect hedgehogs! πŸ’šπŸΎ

13.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The teams have a lot of sway, and "Lets try to ship our incredibly expensive equipment, cars & people to a war zone" was never a goer.

13.03.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mmmm, buttermilk microplastics.

13.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No. It's the children who are wrong.

13.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well no of course not *laughs nervously in British*

13.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay but does it have a TV guide channel that's playing off an actual genlocked Amiga?

13.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Walk up to people and loudly say "WE USED TO OWN YOU, YOU KNOW!"

13.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You may remember me from such evil as

13.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"We need to abolish billionaires by letting everyone else accrue wealth". Look Kat, I am not a "Have you read theory?" type of guy but please read a book.

13.03.2026 11:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Americans trying to do basic social democratic policies will always be fascinating to me.

13.03.2026 11:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

"My business isn't sustainable!" okay then find another business. Capitalism innit?

13.03.2026 11:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean it's supposed to be a *market* so er, perhaps we let the cheapest sources be cheap and the expensive sources be expensive and they can do capitalism stuff?

13.03.2026 11:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In fact we should be doing more than ignoring them. These people need ridicule and public shaming. They need to be ostracised.

13.03.2026 10:56 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes hello I would like one (1) physio, please.

12.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All agony is bearable, given enough spite.

12.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can we skip to that last part?

12.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, Wes Streeting* converted? This explains so much.

*: lickspittle cunt

12.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

got 'em

12.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Who are the dumbass promoters still taking him on, I wonder?

12.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ladies & gentlemen, I give you the most moral army in the world:

12.03.2026 16:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

UwU drone me ☺️

12.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Todd
Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this?
Explain it to me like I'm 5.

A satellite image of the strait of Hormuz with a crudely drawn canal cutting off the peninsula and labeled β€œcanal”


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RIOS 508
MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP.
MANY MANY DIG DIG.

Todd Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this? Explain it to me like I'm 5. A satellite image of the strait of Hormuz with a crudely drawn canal cutting off the peninsula and labeled β€œcanal” Reply RIOS 508 MOUNTAIN HARD AND BIG, WATER NO UP. MANY MANY DIG DIG.

This burrowed deep in my brain when I saw it a week ago

12.03.2026 08:22 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's just sand, how hard can it be?

12.03.2026 08:20 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They always are, aren't they?

12.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We've all heard the story, love. About 300 times, now. Come up with something new, poppet.

12.03.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That person is literally the Prime Minister. Go harass him.

11.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0