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RandyLand

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I love sports, dogs, music, and anything Maryland - especially blue crabs and baseball. (Orioles & Braves) So let's steam some crabs, talk sports, then laugh at funny memes about Trump's small mushroom. And most importantly - FUC# TRUMP

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06.03.2026 04:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Long way to go

But some progress

06.03.2026 03:52 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

I would have lost it on the set

Brilliant

06.03.2026 03:36 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

They (GOP) likes them young

06.03.2026 03:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Exactly

06.03.2026 03:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Come on. This is hilarious on 2 fronts

06.03.2026 03:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pussy. He's a pussy that no one wants

06.03.2026 03:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The best singer who always looked more like a corporate accountant

06.03.2026 03:04 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Democracy is dying with the press

06.03.2026 03:02 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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It took Santa too long, but he delivered on one of my Christmas gifts

Now work on trump

06.03.2026 03:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It's everyone's revenge

06.03.2026 03:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm hoping he strokes on Fox News

06.03.2026 02:55 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Melt ice

06.03.2026 02:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 02:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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My dog is happy

06.03.2026 02:52 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sleeping in a chair with his eyes closed ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sleeping in a chair with his eyes closed

He's brain dead

06.03.2026 02:51 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Guess who's happy now that Noem is gone

06.03.2026 02:44 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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Trump has ruined my liver

But it does taste good

06.03.2026 02:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If all women just voted - we'd live in a better place

06.03.2026 02:38 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
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06.03.2026 02:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'd like to see that happen sooner than later

06.03.2026 02:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I miss the Olympics - when it was amateurs

06.03.2026 02:34 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You need to go braless and trumpless

06.03.2026 02:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Kids are expensive. Maybe Kennedy is trying to make future generations wealthy

Nah - he's an asshole

Have kids, get them vaccinated, be poor - but happy

06.03.2026 02:29 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Also. I'm shocked how many people watch grapefruit season baseball... that makes me happy.

Still, the commentator needs a new job

06.03.2026 02:27 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well, some guys only use 1 hand

Maybe they can fight too. Ha

06.03.2026 02:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Bombs Away

05.03.2026 23:27 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

Fuck @fetterman.senate.gov

05.03.2026 22:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So if I use a vpn, it will not fool mlb on my location?

05.03.2026 22:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They share a @grindr.bsky.social acct too

05.03.2026 22:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0