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I feel like Tolkien Gateway could have phrased "we don't know who portrayed the Witch-king in the Hobbit film trilogy" in a way which doesn't imply that he's a real guy who showed up on set uninvited

& btw if you're ever concerned that a compliment will either be "too inappropriate" or "something sophie's heard before", know that i have neither a sense of propriety nor an upper limit on compliment appreciation

I can forgive many things from Jagex but the mandatory forced feminisation quest being removed from Old School RuneScape is a wound which will never heal.

I had a dream that tumblr spent ages hyping up a huge UI update to completely revolutionise the site but all it did was replace ampersands in posts with a bizarre glyph which was a frantic scribble about five times larger than all the other characters.

they call it "autism" because when you get diagnosed you say "aw tysm!"

There's a deeply satisfying catharsis to Liz Truss fucking up her Premiership so thoroughly that just a few years down the line she's left chatting with far-right conspiracy theorists on a Zoom call to a smaller audience than I have on tumblr. Couldn't've happened to a more deserving cunt.

i aam literally the so cutes doggirl #trans

Thank you @strangegutz.bsky.social for blessing our household with this angel. We will feed her bread and water soup every night.

"Hi!"

no that🫵s you

puppy! 🐶 #trans

smaller than that

today i saw a baby so small it didnt make sense

went to the store

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AI Summary ✨

Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.

If it's like original StS then it's mostly learning/memorising decks, enemies, events etc. until most decisions are automatic.
All my early StS runs were like five hours long; it took a lot (a lot) of reps to build the intuition and get that down to like 30 minutes

I'm a puppy doggy now 😋 #trans

The Twelve Labours of Heracles break down to kill three creatures, capture six creatures, steal two magical items, and muck out some stables. Modern fantasy has covered three of these to death but RuneScape is so far the only one exploring "what if more of the labours had been cleaning stables?"

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

check it out when you get the chance #trans

Hey girl, is that a gun in your pocket or is your penis just cumming lots of metal into my leg 😏

🩷 #trans

I can forgive many things from Jagex but the mandatory forced feminisation quest being removed from Old School RuneScape is a wound which will never heal.

complimence please? #trans

crazy how both reform and labour centered so much of their campaigning around hating islam and now they're calling electoral fraud because that somehow didn't win over a 40% muslim constituency, compared to the radical political extremism of "not doing that"

The human body is amazing. You can take 1mg of œstrogen every day for three years and not very much happens. And you can take 3mg œstrogen every day for one year and everything happens #trans

Noita (masochism)

Every time I see people misconstruing the definition of punk for meaningless semantic discourse I mentally substitute "punk" for "electro swing"

"Are public libraries punk?" trite.
"Are public libraries electro swing?" immediately a better post

okay rember it's tummy tuesday so dont get distracted by anything else okay #trans

They are putting me down.

They are diagnosing me with autopuppyphilia :-/